We'd think that he'd want to just let this one go!
Charlie Sheen has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Capri Anderson, the hooker he terrorized during his coke-fueled meltdown in the Plaza Hotel last month, because he claims that she tried to extort him for $1 million!
According the legal documents, if Anderson did not receive "at least one million dollars," she threatened to get the actor's probation violated in Aspen, where he's coming up on the year anniversary of assaulting his soon-to-be ex-wife, Brooke Mueller!
The suit goes on to allege:
"At no time did Sheen assault, batter or threaten Walsh."
It further claims that Anderson told third parties and the NYPD that Sheen acted "like a total gentleman" and that the extortion attempt is "to embarrass him and attempt to damage his career by going to the media with her false tale."
Okay…wait a second. We're confused?
So all those reports of the coke-fueled meltdown and locking this girl in the bathroom are just fabricated, and Charlie Sheen was only daintily snorting cocaine and acting like the refined man that he naturally is while he searched for the wallet that he was too fucked up to realize he never had to begin with?
Whatever. The legal system continues to let this guy go for whatever bizarre reason, so we're sure this situation will be no different.
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