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It's Not A Shotgun Wedding, Y'all!

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Well, doesn't she just have a nice little 'glow' about her these days?

LOLz!

The only engaged, and not-at-all pregnant Jessica Simpson was spotted out and about in NYC yesterday, wearing a conveniently baggy - but fashionable - winter coat that is certainly not hiding a bump that is in no way shape or form a baby, because no, she is not pregnant.

Who the eff does she think she's kidding?

We're just going to sit back quietly now and wait for the announcement.

That's all.

Thoughts??

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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47 comments to “It's Not A Shotgun Wedding, Y'all!”



  1. 1

    If she isnt preggo and is just fat that is gross!!!!



  2. 2

    Hmm or maybe.. its just freaking freezing and she wanted to stay warm!! I wore a big coat today similar to that.. (its 50 degrees here lol) and I am certainly not preggers!



  3. 3

    If she is preggers congrats!!! but what is going on with her hands why are they so pale!?

  4. malii says – reply to this


    4

    she looks huge!…who is she kidding!

    and….what's up with her hands? they're so white!



  5. 5

    I know what its like to have a big chest… she is not wearing a flattering jacket. She needs to get a stylist.



  6. 6

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    She thinks her HUGE COAT hides her fat; she looks like a cow in the pasture!



  7. 7

    can't you just accept that she's FAT not pregnant! She has been looking this big in the last couple of years - she doesn't care anymore!!



  8. 8

    she's not pregnant guys, she just put on a little weight. Can't you tell? she fluctuates it's natural when your older



  9. 9

    Hope she is pregnant. She will make an awesome mother.



  10. 10

    SMH @ everyone calling her fat.. thats whats wrong with America.. everyone who is not a size 2 (in celebrity world) is considered fat… She is definitely not fat.. she looks good and healthy..nice to not see emaciated looking celebrities for a change!



  11. 11

    I hope she is preggo - it seems like she has wanted kids for a while!



  12. 12

    I bet Nik is counting his blessing's…she is going to be HUGE….lazy and stupid and now fat, is no way to go threw life



  13. 13

    Um, even her face looks big. If she is not pregnant she should get on Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers soon.



  14. 14

    so cold she needs a coat with enough fur to re-coat a polar bear yet the sleeves are 3/4 length and she has bare hands………it's like scarfs and shorts………doesn't make sense or look right…….



  15. 15

    She is the most pathetic prostitute…..dear god!!
    Everybody understands her desperate idiotic agenda!!
    She is preggers and christian as she is she has to be married before baby!!
    she is so stupid…..fuck you and fuck your whole family!
    I wish you as always nothing well in the future!!



  16. 16

    awww you guys are so mean i still remember when every guy in the planet wanted to have sex with her.. including my ex AND my current boyfriend. she's gained a few lbs but i'm sure she'll find a decent weight soon



  17. 17

    Yep…up the duff!!



  18. 18

    Re: MsJules – exactly!



  19. 19

    YOU guys need to get JOBS. You know, those things, where you actually have to get up and bust your hump. Not something where all you do is entertain yourself, making fun of, or guffawing at, or smirking about, or remarking on, other peoples situtions or personal issues. What is it called, when you speak openly about someone else and their private matters. OH yah!!! Noseiness, and ignorant rude, intrusive behaviour.



  20. 20

    Her sister had a shotgun wedding, too. How mature.



  21. 21

    She's not pregnant. She's just FAT. You're delusional if you think she's not. Quite gross. She's getting fatter and fatter everytime I see her and eventually she will look like fat Jenny Craig and then be the eventual spokesperson for all them "CURVY" ladys, y'll.



  22. 22

    Maybe she's hiding all that turkey she ate for Thanksgiving…gosh media..stop speculating..when she's pregnant I'm sure she'll talk about it like she does with everything else going on in her life.



  23. 23

    She's not pregnant ..she's just FAT…I have the exact same body as her..this is what I look like when I get too fat.



  24. 24

    dang, you people are shallow.



  25. 25

    Nice tent she's wearing.



  26. 26

    Very stylish coat and I can see why people might think she is hiding something….just hope it is not real fur.



  27. 27

    She was on the Macy float in a pink flat front coat, she didn't look pencil thin, but she was flat then boobs lol. Do you get a baby bump that quickly( 5 days)?



  28. 28

    Re: Krista66 – Only where she hasn't shaved.



  29. 29

    She looks whorrible. She needs a new wardrobe. She should check out Lane Bryant.



  30. 30

    Re: Markie – She was on the float or she WAS the float?



  31. 31

    she is not fat, and it's sick that people say that about her.



  32. 32

    DON'T WORRY JESS. AFTER YOU DUMPED YOUR FIRST HUSBAND YOU'VE ALWAYS GOTTEN FAT WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY, OR TRYING TO PRETEND YOU WERE HAPPY. I HOPE THINGS WORK OUT FOR YOU, DOUBTFUL, BUT I HOPE SO. GO GET FAT AND HAVE A PASSEL OF KIDS. THEN PEREZ WILL DO A SIDE BY SIDE OF PICS OF YOUR ASS AS BIG AS A SEMI AND PUT THAT UP WITH ONE OF YOUR DAISY DUKES PICTURES AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE "AS LONG AS YOU ARE HAPPY BB"



  33. 33

    God, you guys are assholes! No we don't need to "put her out to pasture" or anything of the sort. What, because she's not scrawny, she's deemed fat and/or gross? She looks beautiful, exactly how she is. If she's happy, then what does it matter?



  34. 34

    Perez, people come to this site for inside celeb info, not to have you declare your personal thoughts. Moron.

    I just saw JS out drinking a lot of booze, so unless she's not concerned about the baby's health, she's most definitely not pregnant.



  35. 35

    What, you think Jessica is big now? Just wait until she gets that idiot boyfriend to actually say "I do." She won't be worried about trying to find a man anymore and will strap on the feed bag as much as she wants! Chicken and dumplins, pork rinds, deep-fried Hostess Twinkies - Mmmm, Mmmm!!! She is going to make Kirsty Alley look like an anorexic Ethiopian!



  36. 36

    that is a hideous coat. and a thumb ring????



  37. 37

    Am I the only one who wears coats like this and who isn't pregnant?

    Give the woman a break. With all her weight and body issues, maybe she's packed on a couple of pounds before the wedding and didn't want to get torn apart about it, like she has in the past.

    We can call her fat after all, but not some poor ballerina.

    Or maybe she enjoys how comfy that coat is.



  38. 38

    Re: suzyelizabeth – I whole heartedly agree with you. Its sick to see how people can criticize peoples weight.. (when I bet a majority of the commenters themselves are obese)i love jess.. shes beautiful and spunky!



  39. 39

    This whole OBSESSION that the media have with celebrities being pregnant or not, is very RUDE!
    They will announce it when they want to. I have had a few miscarriages and the last thing you want is the whole world knowing about that. It's very painful and PRIVATE!
    Have some sensitivity Perez and stop always forcing Celebs to admit they are pregnant before they are ready and it's safe to do so!



  40. 40

    The corpse-hands are the only really scary thing about Jess in this picture. How is it okay for Perez to take shots at celebrities who are more than a size 2, but not okay for a dance critic to mention a ballerina looked a little less than svelte. Mario - make sure your minions all follow the same rule book when they write this shit…otherwise you just seem bipolar and stupid.



  41. 41

    she's chubby … aren't we all? I'm a chubby skinny girl. I can look really good in a bikini if I suck in my tummy … the whole time. After two kiddies, I'm not too fazed about it. However this is PRE kids! I've often thought she was preggers … maybe miscarriages … you never know with these media hogs.



  42. 42

    Wow, so many people are mean; for no reason. What did Jessica Simpson do to all of you people to make you pick on her weigth so much? Shes not even that big, she just needs a stylist because she doesnt know how to dress a bigger body. So it makes her look bigger then she is. But she is deffinatly not fat. She isnt even plus sized. She is smaller then the vast majority of women in the united states (size 14- she is deffinatly not). She has always had more curves, and i much prefere this jessica to her dukes of hazard days where she was so thin it looked like we could break her like a cracker and all of her ribs were visible. If she is happy, then good for her. She is not unhealthy and obese. Let her be. We dont all need to be size 2 to look good. Even plus sized girls look good. You jsut have to know how to dress your body- which is the only thing she struggles with.

    I wish her the best. If she is pregnant then congrats cause i believe she has wanted children for years. May that man treat her well and she live a happy and healthy life.



  43. 43

    shes as big as a house…and as puffy as a blow fish

    so shes marrying this jobless guy who a few months ago was married to some other person (since forgotten) and just getting fatter and fatter … cmonnnnnnnnn puke out the truth

    perez u make me laugh so hard everyday i see im addicted to perez



  44. 44

    wow!!! how big she is?!!! :0



  45. 45

    Ya'll need to grow up. Even if she is preggers-she is big boned so she's gonna always have that big look on her unless she starved like she did for that movie. She looks good!



  46. 46

    Poor girl. Hope she is pregnant cause otherwise she just lokks fat. Notting wrong with being fat i guess.



  47. 47

    lay off the lobster tails and butter hun