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Well, doesn't she just have a nice little 'glow' about her these days?


The only engaged, and not-at-all pregnant Jessica Simpson was spotted out and about in NYC yesterday, wearing a conveniently baggy - but fashionable - winter coat that is certainly not hiding a bump that is in no way shape or form a baby, because no, she is not pregnant.

Who the eff does she think she's kidding?

We're just going to sit back quietly now and wait for the announcement.

That's all.


[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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