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John Mayer Wants Eva Longoria Too!

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Stay away, Eva, STAY AWAY!!

The last thing you need is serial dater John Mayer all up in your sexual napalm!

Although, unfortunately, he is certainly going to to try his hardest as friends say, he "is crazy about Eva," adding, "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva."

Good thing Eva knows better!

A friend of hers says, "No way is Eva thinking of another man right now. Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart."

Eva is getting a divorce from a CHEATING HUSBAND!! What makes him think she would want to get involved in the least monogamous guy ever?? Yeah, we didn't think so.

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11 comments to “John Mayer Wants Eva Longoria Too!”



  1. 1

    What is the attraction to John Mayer. he has one or two good songs. He is a man whore. Why would women g near him. Oh money and fame Right.



  2. 2

    ROFL~~~ Oh Perez, you are trying so hard to stay positive, but your bitterness with John Mayer not loving you is showing on this one!



  3. 3

    eva mendez is a better catch…………..



  4. 4

    Every other story with this plotline, you consider bs but, when it comes to John Mayer, it's got to be true.
    In the words of Kate Nash, 'You must eat so many lemons because you are so bitter'.



  5. 5

    one or two good songs? are you on crack?



  6. 6

    Mayer has to be gay. He tries too too hard to be a straight male whore. Plus, at one time he had Jessica Simpson to his left and Perez Hilton to his right and Mayer chose Perez Hilton to kiss. He chose to kiss Perez instead of Simpson. That tells me all I need to know. Mayer seems to prefer the home team.



  7. 7

    Say NO to john!!!! Well shes smarter than that shes dropping 1 idiot LOL



  8. 8

    Man whore or not, we can pretend like I'm newly divorced and play house whenever you want Mr Mayer.



  9. 9

    FIRST OFF PEREZ EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOUR DISTURBING FEELINGS FOR JOHN MAYER. SECOND OFF IF THIS IS TRUE IT REMINDS ME THAT WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY FAMILY HAD A MALE DOG AND IF THERE WAS A DOG IN HEAT WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS MY DOG WOULD BE FUCKING IT. YOU WISH MAYER WAS UP YOUR HERSHEY HIGHWAY DON'T YOU?



  10. 10

    This is just plain gross….bc he is SUCH a tool. He and Kanye DEFINE the word 'tool'. ICK.

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


    11

    Sure, Eva so wants to be another notch on Mayer's no-space-left bedpost. She needs someone who isn't fickle and is frankly, sincere.