Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Holy shiz! This girl is a menace to herself!
The National Enquirer is reporting that Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has an extremely serious drug problem, and it's gotten so bad that she nearly let her child choke to death because she was so out of it on a variety of substances!
According to sources, Portwood puts Lindsay Lohan at her absolute worst to shame, and is hooked on not only the painkillers morphine and hydrocodone, but also the anti-anxiety drug Klonopin and the amphetamines Adderall and Vyvanse!
The insider explains:
"Amber has become a full-blown drug addict. She abuses a laundry list of different drugs. Her doctor prescribed Klonopin for her anger problems, and Tramadol for back pain. But she gets hydrocodone, morphine, Vyvanse and Adderall from drug dealers and pals. She mixes the pills with vodka and tequila, and if she keeps it up, she's going to kill herself or someone else!"
Someone needs to get that girl away from her child and into rehab STAT.
So unbelievably tragic.
We sincerely hope that if this report is true, someone can intervene and get her the help she so clearly needs.