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Chelsea Handler Goes On The Attack Against Angelina Jolie! Calls Her A C U Next Tuesday!

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This was totally uncalled for!

During her stand-up routine in Newark, New Jersey this weekend, Chelsea Handler (one of Jennifer Aniston's close friends) got on the subject of Angelina Jolie.

And she was NOT holding back.

The unfunny comedian called St. Angie a "C*nt" and other very unpleasant things!!

Check out the clip (above).

We're not impressed.

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564 comments to “Chelsea Handler Goes On The Attack Against Angelina Jolie! Calls Her A C U Next Tuesday!”

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  1. 1

    God I can't stand this woman, I really don't understand why she is popular. She's like the female Dane Cook. I just don't get it!!

  2. SDW says – reply to this


    2

    hahaha!



  3. 3

    Sorry Angelina is freaking beautiful but Chelsea Handler says it like it is.



  4. 4

    hilarious!!!



  5. 5

    She's not allowed to have an opinion?



  6. 6

    Who cares if you don't like what she had to say? Haven't you been on her show before…meaning she PAID you? You're just upset because she's funnier than you are. And yes, Angie ruined a perfectly good marriage.



  7. 7

    WOOOOOO for chelsea handler.
    Angelina Jolie is a homewrecker and doesn't deserve to be famous.
    (might I add that she wore a vial of Billy Bob Thorton's blood around her neck when they were together…. fucking werido…..)



  8. 8

    sorry perez…but I'm going to have to go with chelsea on this one!!!



  9. 9

    what, a comedian making jokes about celebrities? Unheard of! :P



  10. 10

    I agree with Chelsea, Team Jennifer!



  11. 11

    She's right.



  12. 12

    i dont like the word usage…but i totally agree with Chelsea…Angelina is a a slutty homewrecker



  13. 13

    Now we know what Jen and Chelsea talked about in Mexico. I guess Jen isn't so gracious after all - and not even close to being 'over it'.



  14. 14

    haha LOVE CHELSEA. fuck u perez.



  15. 15

    There is NO ONE unfunnier than Chelsea Handler! NOT IMPRESSED.



  16. 16

    that's what happens to bitter single women over 40 who are JEALOUS!!!!! If I looked like chelsea handler I'd be pissed too.

  17. @v@ says – reply to this


    17

    Two alpha females. Pop the popcorn. I'm staying out of this one, because I kind of like them both for their own different qualities. It IS a raw swing at comedy.



  18. 18

    AJ is such a phoney.
    Chealsea is where its at.
    Get over it



  19. 19

    It was pretty insensitive to talk about her kids but I do agree with what she is saying, those kids are being brought up in anything but a functional home.

    But anyway, get over it Perez, not everyone think Angelina Jolie is a saint. I could have sworn you used to love Chelsea Handler? Either way she's much better than Sarah Silverman.



  20. 20

    shut up perez stop sucking angelina's ass, she is a homewrecker, she is kinda of slut too, chelsea is so right AND funny



  21. 21

    oh come on…deep down isn't this what everybody wants to say?



  22. 22

    What's the matter, Mario — does the truth hurt? What she's saying is no worse than the things you said and how YOU bullied Jennifer Aniston all these years, you fucking hypocrite.



  23. 23

    For sure Angelina so totally is! Jen and Brad were still trying to work it out and that beautiful evil DARK person stole her from him! Alot of people that help out with needy children and animals are wonderful people BUT there are a handful of EVILLLLL people who use people/animals in need to make themselves seem like good people! They are also trying to fill a void in their black souls but a dark person is a dark person. SORRY ANGIE HUNNY! IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU HELPED A FEW NEEDY BABIES IT'S HOW YOU TREAT EVERYONE!!!!!



  24. 24

    Chelsea is right! And she is hilarious!



  25. 25

    I hate how you call her a Saint. She's stolen TWO husbands in her life, just because she adopts children doesn't mean she's saintly. You look into her eyes and you can just see bat shit crazy! She's no saint, she just adopts a new child for every time she homewrecks.



  26. 26

    Perez, STFU! She's funny to you with everything else she does. Yet she makes fun of Angelina Jolie and now you don't like her. You've said "uncalled for" things also so again STFU! YOU HYPOCRITE!



  27. 27

    Fuck her. She's just saying that shit bc she's bff w Jennifer Anniston. Jen totally needs to get over this shit. Obviously she's been whining about it to Chelsea….why else would she say this shit.



  28. 28

    I'm offended!



  29. 29

    love chelsea. everything she said is TRUE!!!!!!



  30. 30

    I agree, totally uncalled for!

  31. mw says – reply to this


    31

    me neither - i like jennifer and would probably be friends with her in the real world but i RESPECT angelina and what she does for the world. get out of yourself chelsea and look beyond what is right in front of you…



  32. 32

    i love how quickly you turn on people perez



  33. 33

    Chelsea Handler is not funny. What a douche.



  34. 34

    WTF



  35. 35

    HAHAHHAA, LOVE CHELSEY! HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. SHE'S FUCKING RIGHT!!!! BITCH PEREZ, SIT DOWN.



  36. 36

    I wanna see the comments



  37. 37

    PS So true about the girls who don't have any girlfriends or a gay



  38. 38

    she is right….



  39. 39

    P.S. its so funny that everyone blames Angelina and not Brad. She wasn't married to anyone when they met, she never made a commitment to JA. Brad was the one who broke a trust but nobody ever blames him. Its always the womans fault. What a crock!



  40. 40

    …and that dried up bitch told that joke before. get some new material hoe!

  41. Eilee says – reply to this


    41

    the truth hurts;



  42. 42

    But you can't blame Angelina 100% Is Brad Pitt a stupid goon? Perhaps that's more the issue here.



  43. 43

    Don't you say the same things about other women who fuck married men? Like LeAnn Rimes? Sienna Miller? You're an ass-kissing hypocrite.



  44. 44

    I actually got a good laugh out of that!



  45. 45

    hahaha funny and true!
    i never really liked chelsea but now i do



  46. 46

    To be honest, she just makes Jennifer Aniston look bad. Now they are friends, people will automatically assume Jennifer has not gotten over the break-up with Brad and she must have poured out her disdain for AJ to Chelsea. And Chelsea in turn took it to the stage. Look for the tabloids to bring up the whole JA vs AJ spectacle again.



  47. 47

    Perez, I admire that you have turned over a new leaf to be a nicer person. But apart of that is accepting others decision/right to continue to use harsh words. This is how Chelsea has made a name for herself, and although I don't condone using such words against women, I can't argue that Angelina Jolie is a complete home wrecker and its refreshing to hear someone publicly call her out on it.



  48. 48

    I seriously cannot stand it that Angelina get most of the insults, when it was Brad Pitt who broke his vows.. talking about setting the female movement back, shit talk about the mistress when while putting the cheating husband on a pedestal like he did nothing wrong. Angelina was wrong, But I'm just tired of people chastising the mistress more than the cheating husband…



  49. 49

    you may like angela jolie for a variety of reasons, but it doesn't take away the FACT that she moved in on brad pitt during the making of "mr. and mrs. smith" WHILE HE WAS STILL MARRIED to jennifer aniston. that said, brad and angela may not value marriage vows, but they are adults and made their decisions. jennifer is allowed her pain and bitterness, but really, she needs to also move on. chelsea is fucking hilarious and fearless. she's also a girl's girl who sticks up for her friends. i dig her even more now.



  50. 50

    angelina jolie is a homewrecker! she has broken up two marriages already. someone finally noticed!!



  51. 51

    I am with you on this, Chelsea!!
    Karma will take care of angelina….no worry!!
    Jennifers problem is that she will never find a guy that matches brad….!!



  52. 52

    The Homewrecker was Brad Pitt. It was his home and he should be the one responsible for whatever goes wrong in it.



  53. 53

    Um sorry but it is kind of true and she is a comedian who is outspoken… it's not like she had to make something up to talk about. If you do something like that I mean you're just asking for it to come back and bite you in your ass.



  54. 54

    Chelsea is nasty white trash. It's pathetic that Jennifer and her friends can't get over it. It's been years! Move on you pathetic morons! BRAD LEFT YOUR STUPID FRIEND BECAUSE SHE WAS A BORING IDIOT. He has kids, a new life, and he's HAPPY! What a sad aging bunch of botoxed idiots. Pathetic.



  55. 55

    TEAM CHELSEA



  56. 56

    TEAM CHELSEA! ANGELINA SUCKS BALLSSSSSSSSSSSS!



  57. 57

    I don't care who you are, when your good friend gets screwed over by his or her spouse, the friend code says you can insult both the spouse and the person they're having the affair with as loud as you want and as often as you want. Chelsea is team Jennifer. Get over it.



  58. 58

    I agree with Chelsea! No amount of goodwill gives you dignity when at the end of the day her past-time is hitting on men who are taken!



  59. 59

    She is funny. … when are we going to go to Malibu?



  60. 60

    haha that was sweet



  61. 61

    Whatever Perez. You can't handle when someone doesn't agree with you, so you have to hate on Handler. Chelsea Handler just told it like it is. Ms. Jolie will forever be remembered as the blood vile wearing, 3rd world baby adopting, homewrecker who broke up America's sweethearts.



  62. 62

    Oh cry me a fucking river. Its so stupid because watch this be some big controversy. I mean shes a comedian. Comedians make fun of people. And Chelsea Handler is deffinatly one of the more brash comedians out there. The words were a little harsh, but the entire thought wasnt.

    Also, im sorry but you (Perez) say your going to be nice to people, but you turn on ANYONE who says something you dont agree with. Yea the word 'unfunny' crossed out in front of comedian?Thats still a dig someone, and only because they said something you dont like in a comedy routine? Ok, that makes sense.

    All in all, i do not have a problem with Angelina Jolie now, she seemst o have saned up a bit and is trying to do good in the world; but i would say its slightly unreasonable to compare her to a saint (among the rights of Saint Michael, Peter, and Gabriel). At the end of the day it was a joke, that more then likely had absolutly nothing to do with Jennifer speaking in Chelsea's ear. It doesnt take someone to smart to look at Angies past and say those things.

  63. miya says – reply to this


    63

    I LOVE CHELSEA! she's just saying the truth, Angelina is probably one of theeee worst women there is,she's down there with leann rymes. Theyre both whores!



  64. 64

    Re: Mimi the Magnificent – you're a dumbass



  65. 65

    Go, Chelsea! Why does everyone continue to think Angelina is a saint because she adopted a bunch of kids? It's not like she's providing them with stability or any semblance of a normal life. She is, in all honesty, a homewrecker. You can't dispute the facts.



  66. 66

    I'm sorry, but she's completely right. I mean, good for Angelina for being a humanitarian and a philanthropist, it's very admirable stuff, but she stole another woman's husband, and a friend of that woman called her out for it. Somehow, I highly doubt that Angelina will even care.



  67. 67

    What…a comedian making jokes about celebrities? BREAKING NEWS. She is funny!



  68. 68

    ummm why was it totally uncalled for?
    perez u know nothing.
    you wish u knew these people.



  69. 69

    oh plz perez. you have called Jeniffer and other people horrible things over the last few years.



  70. 70

    Shes right!!! and FUNNY!



  71. 71

    you know what this all happened forever ago, she should just let it be. AJ is a great actress who Brad Pitt loves more because he actually stayed with her, sorry Jennifer you lost.



  72. 72

    She RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!! and FUNNY!!! I dont see why you have your panties in such a twist!



  73. 73

    i love chelsea handler, but I think i've heard her say that joke at least 12 times.



  74. 74

    she's right though. she doesn't have any female friends for a reason…think REALLY hard perez…



  75. 75

    THANK YOU Chelsea Handler! You speak the truth!



  76. 76

    TEAM ANISTON!!!



  77. 77

    I AGREE with Chelsea she's funny!! especially at the end about Madox going to other 3 world countries hahahaha



  78. 78

    Puh-leez get over it! She's totally not funny and she's kissing Jennifer Aniston's ass. She's an old talentless hack.



  79. 79

    humor comes from the truth. She sees through the B.S. and talks about it.



  80. 80

    I like Chelsea but she needs to get over this Jen/Brad/Ange triangle. It's been 5 years for pete's sake! Get a new material! If Brad wanted to get back with Jen, he would have done so by now. Chelsea is just siding with her friend and the joke is not even funny.



  81. 81

    Angelina Jolie deserves to be called everything Handler calls her, and then some. She may adopt third-world children, but she is no saint. She has mental issues and a need to be sexually desired by men and women. Also, I very much doubt that she is really raising those children like she claims she is. I have a feeling that those children have spent more time with nannies than they have with her. She is a total fake.



  82. 82

    also, im no fan of chelsea and i do LOVE angelina, but what angie did was wrong. and what brad did was wrong.

    – also let me remind everyone that perez is a fake meth face. he would bully jennfer (MANISTON) so much, and wasnt he on chelsea's show before? PHONY!

  83. Dxxx says – reply to this


    83

    At last, the floodgates have been opened by a very dauntless Chelsea Handler. Perhaps the world will stop tip-toeing around Angelina as if the ground she walks on is hallowed. I think this occasion calls for a game of memory…like, do you remember when this class act got out of limo a disheveled mess and announced on live television that she and Billy Bob had fucked in the Limo on the way to the event? Do you remember when she secured a vile of blood around her neck, celebrated “being in love with “her brother and kissed him with soap opera passion (again, in front of a live audience.) There used to be no censoring this scary, freak around your kids and now you can’t stop parents from handing them over to her. It is shameful how much hell gay, adoptive parents have to go through when I am sure that Angelina never divulged on her adoptive applications that she was once just as gay as Perez. Except I can’t imagine Perez dating anyone as ugly as the chick Angelina was banging. NO amount of charity work will negate the fact that Angelina is no friend to the sisterhood of women.



  84. 84

    Thank you! Finally, someone in Hollywood calling this woman out for what she is, a drug addicted home wrecker! Not a big Chelsea fan, until now!

  85. Dxxx says – reply to this


    85

    Part II Ode to Angie

    We all know what she did to Aniston…and this is what Laura Dern had to say about sweet Angie, “"I left home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my fiancé got married, and I've never heard from him again." Finally, my chief complaint about this fraud is that SHE DOES NOTHING TO IMPROVE THE LIVES OF CHILDREN IN THE COUNTRY THAT MADE HER FUCKING RICH. Children over here die from disease just as painfully as children in other countries do.

    All Hail Chelsea.



  86. 86

    Re: catsmeow – Yes, Brad Pitt is just a stupid goon.



  87. 87

    first: i don't see that Perez having an opinion on Chelsea stops chelsea saying what she want's to (& i don't understand people that spend time on this blog just to spew hate: if you don't like Perez Hilton.com then go & do something you do enjoy). Weather this whole tired Angie Vs Jen thing even maters anymore why does no one mention Brad in the equation? I believe u can't make someone love you & no one knows what goes on in a relationship. Chelsea may be defending her friend but then she only has Jen's version to defend. I like Brad, Angilina & Jen in most of their movies but as people wether they are good or bad: Angie is a UN goodwill ambassador, Brad has contributed to humanitarian efforts he is interested in ….Jen….well she sponsered smart water and (i believe) has kept herself in the media (while her movies don't) on the back of Brand Brangalina. Good on Chelaea for standing up for her 'friend' but really hasn't the rest of the world moved on from this 'team Jen' Vs 'team Angie' rubbish….



  88. 88

    She's right, Angelina is a homewrecker and not just with Brad Pitt but also Billy Bob Thornton, and what were supposed to forget what a nut job she really is!!



  89. 89

    I guess you would think it's all right if she had called Sarah Palin that word. You suck, Perez.

  90. cymro says – reply to this


    90

    hahaha! love it! about time someone said it! and brad's been marking his white territory as much as he can - she's the most overrated actress going and i'm glad you're offended by chelsea cos that's how we all felt about YOU, perez.



  91. 91

    Get over yourself Perez, she's completely right. Angelina Jolie ruined a marriage. She knew perfectly well that Brad was married to Jen, yet continued to get involved with him. And If it was Brad who made the initial move, well Angelina should have had more tact and respect to deny his advances. Sorry, but Chelsea nailed this one dead on.



  92. 92

    perez you talk about how when ever someone breaks up a marriage they are a home wrecking whore. how in any way shape or form is "santa angie" any different? she broke up a marriage and went blabbing to magazines. she a tasteless "C U NEXT TUESDAY"



  93. 93

    i was at this show and chelsea handler and i was so unimpressed as well. I wish i could have gotten my 80 dollars back for being there. Terrible, and i am a fan of her book and show. but her doing standup, bombed and with no cohesion in her act, was awful.



  94. 94

    Angelina's a brillant actress, but she is what she is - a homewrecker! It's not a secret. And Chelsea is a comedian. It's not like it is unheard of for comedians to use nasty language and make fun of celebrities.



  95. 95

    i like that someones finally said what i was thinking of Angelina Jolie…shes a homewrecking c**t and id say the same if it was sum random girl who dun it to my friend..its not like she can pretend she didnt kno he was in a relationship so its 50/50 on both of them but the world or media was soooooooo quick to forget about it and didnt give them really that much grief in comparison to other ppl like ashley cole or tiger woods its a massive scandal?? AND PEREZ ALL YOUV DONE IS SPOKE CRAP ABOUT JENNIFER ANISTON SO WHY THE HELL CANT ANY1 TALK ABOUT JOLIE?? as u says chelsea n aniston are friends of course she wud think that !!! jeez sometimes i forget how dumb perez can be.



  96. 96

    sorry, but im team handler….whether shes a friend of jennifers or not…shes right.



  97. 97

    Re: tracker – Really? why do you have to take it and insult her for her religion, im not jewish but its obnoxious t see someone be so ignorant that just because you disagree with one persons opinion you then go and demoralize an entire religion! grow up!



  98. 98

    Brad wanted kids… Jennifer didn't want them. So no matter if he met or not Angelina Jolie, that marriage was going to end. Period.

    And stop blaming on Angelina because Brad couldn't keep it in his pants.

  99. Dxxx says – reply to this


    99

    Re: mw – What does Angelina do for this Country? For the Country that made her rich?



  100. 100

    Re: darav2 – If she really has told the joke before, it's part of the act then you dip shit so why the hell are you offended?

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