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Woody Harrelson is thinking about ____________ while riding a Segway on the beach.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Tags: beach, fill in the blank, segway
universal health care for everyone in America.
Smokin' a big ol'doobie
*How incredibly stupid it is to ride one of those stupid things on the beach.* Yes, he must be high. Is he advertising this thing? And why would he? It goes against all his leftist beliefs, riding a freaking machine instead of walking? Those things are just dumb, unless you're old or sick and unable to walk.
kickin some zombie ass!
Why are environmentalists so fucking lazy? Woody Harrelson is riding a segway. Leo DiCraprio was riding some fucking electric bike recently. Al Gore is probably getting the final measurements for his electric ass-wiper this very moment.
DRUGS AND GETTING HIGH. HOPEFULLY BITCH FALLS OFF THE CLIFF AND DIES LIKE OWNER OF SEGWAY…
mmmmmmmm, i hope perez will give me a blowjob!!
The guy who made these things actually died on one of these things
Woody "Gawd, those stupid fans made me so fucking rich!"
"If this doesn't get me on 'Perez' or 'Glee,' I'll just DIE! DIE! DIE!"
When did I become so completely unattractive? What happened??
He is thinking…."can someone help me get out of the sand, i am stuck..Oh, anyone have a light for my joint??"….
Shiver Me Timbers…..if I only had a pipe I'd look just like Popye!
I hope that I don't die in the water!
becoming a senior citizen
I hope there are no cliffs around here.
According to the face he's making….
….Woody Harrelson is thinking about how he just shit his pants while riding a Segway on the beach.
man, he's not that old, but he's looking more like my grandpa every day! Old geezer that he was!
Re: Redhead11 – i just went to the comments section to see if anyone wrote Gob Bluth, lol.
Re: bitchinblack – UM NO.. THE INVENTOR OF SEGWAY DIDNT DIE… IT WAS THE OWNER OF THE FIRM WHO BOUGHT THE SEGWAY COMPANY. BIG DIFFERENCE BRO…
what kind of donuts Kirstie Alley is eating……
Re: Eldridge Cleaver – He's going to get sand in the cracks
…of the segway. It's a man toy.
sunscreen? is his skin bubbling??
..where he left his bong
White men can't jump but my old white a$$ can sure ride high~!
…..wish these fuckin dickhead paps werent watchin me so i could take a couple hits….
This is so sweet!
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[Image via Instagram.]
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