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Check Out Gay Housewives' Reichen's New Single - In Full!

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Wow.

Check out Gay Housewives of New York The A-List castmember Reichen Lehmkuhl's new single, Up To The Sky…if you dare (above)!

Yeah. That's really what it sounds like.

The amount of aututone used in five seconds of this mess is about triple that of Kim Zolciak, Countess LuAnn, and Danielle Staub's singles COMBINED!

And that's the LEAST of its problems!

Sorry, bb, you better go back to…well, whatever it is that you do!

Anything but this!

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35 comments to “Check Out Gay Housewives' Reichen's New Single - In Full!”



  1. 1

    This was funny enough the first time. The fact that I have now heard MULTIPLE versions of this song just makes me smile. I am obssessed. Thank you, Reichen. I need this kind of laughter in my life.



  2. 2

    Wow….. poor producers had absolutely NOTHING to work with.



  3. 3

    OMG! I'm going to camp out at the CD store until his CD comes out….I'M SO FRIGG'IN EXCITED ABOUT THIS CD!

    I can see ALL SALES RECORDS BROKEN; he's going to be way bigger than the Beattles & MJ & The Beaver!…….put together!



  4. 4

    Wooooooow, this is the most horrible i have seen since psycho!!!
    Mentally disturbed homos running around in their house crying because they cant find their lipstick and strap-ons is just what the world needs now!
    I condemn this and all other homosexuals in the whole wide world!!
    You are just a bunch of disgusting weak problems that are a huge disturbance!!
    You must be put in cages and farted in the face by the good people of this planet!
    Got damn, assholes!



  5. 5

    OMG, this sounds EXACTLY like one of those Symphony of Science songs! It's THAT auto-toned! Bless his heart.



  6. 6

    Horrible. He's as bad as the other z listers like the Countess, et al.



  7. 7

    GOD AWFUL, AND IF THIS IS THE A LIST OF NEW YORK, WHAT MUST THE D LIST BE LIKE. THESE GUYS ARE SO LOW LIFE…….



  8. 8

    Wow, he makes Kim Zolciak sound like Whitney Houston in her prime. These guy is a STAIN on the face of gays, as are all of the queers on that show (except Mike Ruiz). After watching this trainwreck, Reichen looks like a walking bag of dirty STD's. WTF is up w/LOGO? We gays are the CREATIVE FORCE IN THE WORLD and THIS show and Drag Race and The Arrangement (not too mention endless reruns of The L Word and Queer As Folk) are the BEST things they can come up with? Derek and TJ are the kind of queers me and my friends would make fun of at a party. Does TJ have a HOME? Austin looks like his butt-hole probably has 'beef curtains'.



  9. 9

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! My poor ears!!! :(



  10. 10

    I've got a four year old who writes better lyrics. a his voice is so shockingly bad that they recorded this by attaching an old soup can to a string and having him sing into it. This guy has to know he's terrible. He has to. No one could be that self-deluded but from what I've seen maybe this guy is. Thank God he's pretty in a vacuous, dead-eye sort of way because he ain't got much else going for him. He sings like a bad jewelry designer.



  11. 11

    What a complete waste of time and tape……….
    He would even get past the first round of American Idol auditions.



  12. 12

    YIKES!!!!!!! LOL Poor guy



  13. 13

    I thought he was gay? why does he keep saying "she"?
    but hahaha omg these lyrics are hilarious! and the vocals…there's nothing that needs to be said



  14. 14

    Awful! LOL!



  15. 15

    I want to know who the person that said he can sing is….



  16. 16

    Re: truthabove – you have such a way with words you fucking retarded immigrant!!



  17. 17

    Re: djnv2009 – Asshole, i am not american !! Nice to hear you like my beautiful poetry!! You are bashing immigrants but love gays???? hmmmmm, you are a deranged little fucker!!



  18. 18

    It's SO BAD even the gay clubs are refusing to play it!



  19. 19

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! OH….. this made my day…….. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so bad!



  20. 20

    Re: AJSummer – Many times, gay men call each other "she".



  21. 21

    Why do people who have just a small amount of "fame" think they can sing, write books, design clothes, create a fragrance, make an exercise video, etc?



  22. 22

    Re: Mama Jama – Who is kim kardashian : ) ??



  23. 23

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha are you fucking kidding me??



  24. 24

    Please somebody take him UP in the SKY and drop him!

    HORRIBLE GARBAGE!



  25. 25

    LOLOL, I'M SURE OUT THERE SOMEONE HIS EX-HUSBAND IS LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF. AND WHATS UP WITH ALL THE "SHE" AND "HER" IN THIS SONG? ISN'T HE A COCKSUCKER? OR IS TALKING ABOUT THAT MUPPET SHOW SOUNDING BRAZILIAN MOOCHER?



  26. 26

    Re: Chasenip – u are so funny and so correct. hell, i would be right along with u and your friends in making fun of derek and tj. whats funny is that gays like derek and tj see u laughing at them and they are so clueless that they think u are smiling at them in a flirtatiouse way. theyre THAT dumb. logo is somewhat of a joke. i mean, every time i put it on its nothing but repeats of the same 4 shows, the alist ny, the arrangement, and the 2 rupaul shows.



  27. 27

    Re: Rubber Rat – BLESS YOUR POINTED LITTLE HEADF RAT(YOU ARE THE TRUTHSPEAKER)!!!



  28. 28

    Re: Chasenip – ALL THESE "SINGERS" FROM THESE REALITY SHOWS SHOULD BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO EACH OF THEIR PRODUCERS "WORK" BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO BRING MORE HOT MESSES INTO THE AUDIO WORLD. THEY ARE SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE! OUCH!!!



  29. 29

    Re: truthaboveRe: Chasenip – ALL THESE "SINGERS" FROM THESE REALITY SHOWS SHOULD BE FORCED TO LISTEN TO EACH OF THEIR PRODUCERS "WORK" BEFORE BEING ALLOWED TO BRING MORE HOT MESSES INTO THE AUDIO WORLD. THEY ARE SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE! OUCH!!!



  30. 30

    PAM'S BREAST: YOU SAID IT!! PERFECT! WHY DOES THE GAY CROWD WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH SUCH VIRALLY BAD TASTE ALLL THE TIME…EVEN PUTTING THAT PLOP OF FECAL MATTER KIM Z.ON STAGE AT THE WHITE PARTY CRANKING OUT "TARDY FOR THE PARTY" YOU FOLKS HAVE ENOUGH ISSUSES THAN TO ASSOCIATE WITH THESE 'TARDS…IT'S JUST WRONG!!!



  31. 31

    Four words I thought I would never say: WORSE THAN KIM ZOLZIAK! Reichen is a douche and his looks are fading. uh oh, what is it that he does (other than failing or getting fired from every job?

  32. sfjay says – reply to this


    32

    Attention ALL Music Producers… the music buying public is over "autotune"!!!

    What's wrong with record sales the past 10 years? It's not the net and sharing it's just the crappy music!

  33. sfjay says – reply to this


    33

    Re: truthabove – If you hate gay people why are you on a site like this then? Spewing hate won't win you any converts!



  34. 34

    That's funny! I haven't seen where anyone's come forth that admits to liking this song, except for maybe Reichen's bf Rodiney.



  35. 35

    REALLY GOOD LOL