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A Christmas Dud For Jessica Simpson

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Just because it works for one diva, doesn't mean it works for all.

Jessica Simpson's holiday season is starting off rough as her latest Christmas CD, which she has done TONS of appearances to promote, has debuted at #123 on the Billboard 200 charts.

Happy Christmas sold just over 10K copies in its first week, which is pretty sad, considering that when Mariah Carey released her latest Christmas album, she sold over 55k copies in its first week and landed on the #4 position on Billboard's Top 200 Albums.

Whomp, whomp!

Hopefully, she won't let this ruin her holiday!

[Image via WENN.]

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55 comments to “A Christmas Dud For Jessica Simpson”

  1. 1

    Jessica is a talented girl, but she seriously needs some voice lessons! She doesn't know how to use her voice! That is why no one likes her songs! I think if she got some ongoing training, she could be much better.

  2. 2

    No biggie, the girl made $750 million this year on all her other products.

  3. 3

    She should cheer up, this means that there are 10,000 tone deaf idiots that consider her garbage music.

    BTW, how old is she again? I guess she looks alright for mid 40's.

  4. 4

    She's kind of pathetic. I think if she lost 45 pounds and got a new manager she could actually salvage her singing career.

  5. 5

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  7. 7

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  9. 9

    You people are so mean. It's not her fault she couldn't gain as much weight as fat ass Mariah, all tho looks like she is really pushing it. Man the two of them need to hit the gym or stop making music they both suck my balls. Yeah yeah scratchy voice is prego I know.. But still a fattie with or without that baby

  10. 10

    like you know this; frank and amy were the insurance and construction worker couple that buckled down crank for real on internet. one night frank you were so jeaouls of my kokoman teriyaki sauce marinated steag my gristle made youre hair on left of spine my disk you never reterned fire, i was yelping for for weed and the best pot was the girlfriend of josh the fugger

  11. 11

    she is a pretty girl but a lousy singer

  12. 12

    luke barr: he's got this very high loaded plutonium
    i'm here
    that's there
    parties and politics, gander jessica simpson luke, my arms are elegant that that remorse is what you can be for me, for jessica simpson

    i have no more voices because i'm rich now, every image is digital, pretend that you yourself are digital. every second is hacked ahead, you can't get behind it

  13. 13

    Yes, she is all sad faced. It was announced today that her fashion industry was worth right at a BILLION dollars. So she's only a mediocre singer? She's mega-rich!!

  14. 14

    Re: operalady – you wanna pay for voice lessons?(ann moss teaches against fee) could be. she's for bar. i don't know about that

  15. 15

    needs to stick to pop music. Really have to have a great voice to do a xmas CD.

  16. 16

    she's a fat pig who has sex with famous guys to stay famous and probably has sex with her father

  17. 17

    Sorry, but she looks different…and not in a good way. She was never that great anyways…The only time I had interest in her was when she was on Newly Weds…you can't fake that kind of stupid LMAO

  18. 18

    Re: Luxury Life see page 110 – What The Hell Are You Talking About? Ha Ha

  19. 19

    10k for something she didnt promote (atleast not the ive seen) thats not too bad. besides her clothing line is doing good enough to make up for it

  20. 20

    Poor Jessica :'(….shotgun engagement, gained quite a few lbs, and now her christmas CD flops. She's never been all that great of a singer. She does something annoying with her voice. I don't like it when she does the breathy thing, but I do like how she can belt it out. Idk what Jess needs to do to salvage her music career…I just don't know cuz she's never done well with any of her cd's. At least her other business is flourishing.

  21. 21

    I saw this coming. She's a pretty girl and all, but I never thought she was that good a singer. Saw the vid with her and her sister and for someone who is supposedly the talented one out of the two, I felt kinda bad that her sister sounded better. She needs to just stop for a little bit and get her life together. Crap like this is embarrassing.

  22. 22

    That's because people if you churn out meaningless albums just to make a buck, people catch on after a while.

  23. 23

    Poor butterface is not going to age well. Good thing she is dumb as a stump and only good as a sack of guts for someone to stick their dick in.

  24. 24

    Why is Jessica's face so bloated lately? It never used to lolok like that.

  25. 25

    I think she's just lazy. when you get a record deal you need to work hard. I don't think she's ever worked hard for anything in her life. she'll work out for money to promote a film role, or to sell some product that people will lap up because they think it's real, but not for herself, and she's never written one song or doesn't play any instruments. not that you need to write to be successful but when given such an amazing opportunity that few people get wouldn't you want to work hard at it? all christmas albums suck!

  26. 26

    Sigh. Good music is not about sentimental holidays, it's about making people move. Stop wasting your time on all this sentimental crap, move forward, get a good producer, and come out with something Britney Spears-ish. I'd like to hear Jessica get a hip hop producer or a trance music one. If you want to survive, you need to adapt like Madonna.

  27. 27

    She is totally IN LOVE and HAPPY. Her clothes line made $750,000,000. She will be just fine as long as she gets an air tight PRE NUP

  28. 28

    I'd be more surprised If JS made a successful… anything. I've never liked her music but I do think she has a pretty voice and as far as her personal life I think she's a good person with a kind heart but can very easily become annoying with her 'dumb blonde' persona.

  29. 29

    Her face is really bloated.

  30. 30

    What's Jessica going to do with the 10,000 CD's she just bought?

  31. 31

    What a fucking tub!

  32. 32

    You can already find her new CD in the Goodwill 5-for-$1 bin…

  33. 33

    Well to be honest, I think those 55k Mariah Carey sold were bought just and only by her fan base lol Truth is truth, perhaps thats why Mariah insists so much in stay in contact with her fans, because without them she is just lost. Did you know that Mariah fans made part of her publicity campaign for her Xmas album?.
    Jessica Simpsons dont think has such a big pool of fans, and dont know either if they are that helpful. But I have to say they pass her song all day on the radio aswell as Mariahs too.

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  35. 35

    For God sakes everyone please stop going on about her weight! First of all, she's not even fat. Yeah she has clearly gained some weight since her early 20s, but she is thirty years old! Lot's of thirty year olds go through weight gain! Second, at least she isn't trying to lose all her weight like the other barbie girls in Hollywood. And you guys wonder why women get so obsessed with weight, its because of you guys! Oh and third, If Perez was saying those comments you guys are writing you would be yelling at him for being a bully.

  36. 36

    Mariah has a better voice. Simpson is kind of a corn-pone.

  37. 37

    The girl can sing all you guys who think she can't YOU probably can't reach half the notes she does or even finish a hole song from start to finish. As for her album it's just same old!! and maybe her single just didn't get people up and going to buy it like Mariah's single which i love. But i don't think Jessica is doing to bad except for the love department her relationship is bound to fail :( they all do!!!

  38. 38

    One of those dumb, talentless girls who think they'll still be relevant if they get fat.

  39. 39

    Re: LetttyB

    I agree with you. I think she has a need to be in the spotlight all the time and that's why she doesn't simply sit back and rake in all the dough from her clothing lines, etc.

  40. 40

    She should just stop making music. No one has liked her music since the 90s, give it up already!

  41. 41

    Who in the hell is going to buy her cd? She is awful. Oh and Jess, get rid of your stylist, get a new hairdresser and makeup artist and the first thing on your to do list is to get rid of your new con man. He is just using you and your to dumb to realize it. Zip up your wallet and hide your checkbook and charge cards. He's in it to get what he can. He is what one would call a big fat user. You are looking really trashy lately. Dirty and grubby and just low lifeish. Oh and can you say Jenny Craig?

  42. 42

    she is not supposed to sell as good as Mariah Carey…stop talking shit and comparing different list singers

  43. 43

    I'm sure she cries all the way to the bank. She doesn't need money from her music sales.

  44. 44

    You people are so mean, you must be miserable people!

  45. 45

    Just listened to her "Happy Christmas" album… it's bad! Girl has one nasaly, whiney, unenjoyable voice!

  46. 46

    Her singing career was nonexistent until she did NEWLYWEDS. Without exploiting her ditzy side, she should just give up her aspirations to be a successful singer.

  47. 47


  48. @v@ says – reply to this


    I have a hard time feeling sorry for her. I just read that her clothing etc. lines are approaching 1 Billion in sales.

  49. 49

    Jessica does not make 750 million. That is the sales…for example Burbury's has sales of 2 billion..the profits are close to 15 million. So the profits for JS line are probably about 6 million of which she earns a percentage…certainly not chump change, but not the amount Papa Joe seems to be peddling out there…her album is a dud because she copies everyone else. No one needs a lesser Mariah Christmas album. I think the real problem is that supposedly Joe talked JS into divorcing Nick because he felt she could do better without him. Now that Nick has a seriously big hit show and is going into Merv Griffin, Simon Fuller territory Joe is beside himself. Nick is a one woman handsome RICH family man who truly loved Jessica. (Lucky Vanessa). Since the divorce Jessica has been passed around like a porn star and is currently engaged to an unemployed divorcee she met six months ago. I'm glad she has money, because that is one pathetic story.

  50. 50


    Someone must smell ice cream

  51. 51

    For a girl with no talent she is sure rich$$$$$$$$
    Please marry the loser and retire and have lots of kids and never act or sing or sell your ugly junk ever again.
    Please go away and live happily ever after!!!!!!

  52. 52

    well whoever told her to release a xmas album the same year as mariah should be sacked. You can't beat mariah, can't even come close, unless you're celine…and even then it's pushing it.

  53. 53

    Her Christmas album reach #123 on the 200 Billboard chart? She is not unbeliavable!! Seriously people buy her christmas album? Maybe it's time for her to think that singing is not the path of career she should continue to pursue. It's better for her to concentrate more on her business selling boots; bags; clothings etc. She is not agood singer anyway.

  54. 54

    Sorry supposed to be just unbeliavable not she is not unbelievable. She is not shouldn't be there.

  55. 55

    Jessica Simpson sucks!!!! Thats why her Christmas Album failed. Her clothing empire is not worth 1 billion either. I don't know where these people get their info. The clothing line is owned by Cumato Group. She just sold her name for 15 million to them. She makes a small percentage. She does not design. All she did was sell her name. The Cumato Group made 750 million in sales, not Jessica Simpson. Simpson is not worth anywhere near 1 billion dollars.