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The Situation Vs. Book Stores Everywhere

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SPOILER ALERT: The Situation Loses.

Life & Style is reporting that the new book by Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is a DISASTER!

Apparently, Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore has only sold 4,000 copies!!!!

Sorry to hear about your book troubles, Situation! Maybe it's time to leave book writing to anybody else the writers out there!

Did U read The Situation's book? If so, what did U think about it?

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14 comments to “The Situation Vs. Book Stores Everywhere”

  1. 1

    does the book include how to do a steroid cycle?, how to stack steroids?, where to buy nolvodex to prevent bitch tits? and so on and so forth….

  2. 2

    i wouldn't read this shit if someone else bought and then paid me to read it………………

  3. 3

    i met Mike at the gym over the summer and he's sooo sweet and he actually doesn't have a Jersey accent!! weird how things work like that. but he's such a nice person which makes up for his brain :) lol

  4. 4

    I hear its required reading in kindergarten.

  5. 5

    ha ha ha, I'm one of the lucky 4k who purchased the book!! but I bought it as a xmass gift joke.

  6. 6

    Re: ay_madre_mia – now see this is usefull information. that would make the ultimate gag gift. cheers!

  7. 7

    He seems like a nice person but cover up already.

  8. 8

    i think this sold more than perez' "book"

  9. 9

    Anyone who bought this book was clearly getting it as a gag gift for others.

  10. 10

    Nobody needs his advice on how to bang a bunch of broads, treat them like shit and get VD. Wasn't that the working title of this book anyway?

  11. 11

    I wouldn't buy it even when its the 5 dollar book at Barnes and Noble. Re: ay_madre_mia – —->>> Sadly thats about all its worth

  12. 12

    of COURSE it was a bomb! the type of people that would be into this shit DON'T/CAN'T read! why didn't anyone think of this before he put out a "book"? He'd be better off putting out some dumb dvd all girlsgonewild style. THAT might hook his "fans"

  13. 13

    I'm actually surprise it sold that many. This guy's 5 mins is over…..I forgot he even wrote I mean had a book.

  14. 14

    THANK GOODNESS! I am so tired of these fucking celebs selling books, they're murdering literature. Lauren Conrad, The Kardashians, Sarah Palin, etc. All their book sales should be in the fucking garbage with this one.