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Inmate Gets Better Food Based On His "Festivus" Beliefs

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inmate claims festivus to get better food in prison

Seinfeld fans everywhere which basically means everyone get ready to crack up!

An inmate in an Orange County jail, Malcolm Alarmo King, was able to convince a judge to arrange for him to receive better meals, due to his religious beliefs related to "Festivus."

Thanks to Seinfeld's fictitious holiday, King was given "a high protein no salami diet 3 times per day for 'Festivism.'"

King can also thank Orange County Superior Court Judge Derek G. Johnson who arranged the court order that allowed for this. We guess Johnson isn't a Seinfeld fan!

The judge ALSO signed off on double portioned kosher meals three times a day for King!

Here's what Cmdr. Dave Wilson of the OC Sheriff's department had to say about King's fake religious beliefs:

“People picked up on it pretty quick and said this wasn't right."

We can't believe he pulled this off AT ALL! Who doesn't know about Festivus???

The writer of that episode of Seinfeld must be absolutely LOVING this! We know we are!

What do U think of this story? If U didn't like it, feel free to air your grievances here! LOLs.

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21 comments to “Inmate Gets Better Food Based On His "Festivus" Beliefs”



  1. 1

    I like this story. What I don't like is Perez acting like he just discovered this story when really this story has been around for days now. And to think, Perez is making money off this pathetic website!



  2. 2

    people under the age of 20 probably have no idea who seinfeld is…….hell, I'm 26 and barely know………



  3. 3

    LOVE it!



  4. 4

    Hell to the yes.



  5. 5

    its such bullshit th@ a criminal is living better than most hard working americans. Free food, free medical, free housing…….granted he probable gets ass raped alot…..still. I think this special treatment of criminals is some bullshit. Once you break the law your rights go out the window until you pay your debt to society. youtube.com/user/BaddBoyBlanco



  6. 6

    youtube.com/user/BaddBoyBlanco



  7. 7

    This is actually NOT funny at all. Was the judge SOOOO dumb that he doesn't know how to use a computer or internet for that matter? I mean, he didn't think to LOOK UP this supposed "religion". Its a waste of our tax dollars and a slap in the face to his victim(s) and/or the victim's family.

  8. DocOc says – reply to this


    8

    oh please, getting all upset because it's a 'fake religion' - don't you know all religions are fake. Some of them have just been lying for a lot longer.



  9. 9

    lmao…that judge should be subjected to an 'airing of grievances' and then to 'feats of strength'.

    "A Festivus for the rest of us!"



  10. 10

    So everybody else's MAKE-BELIEVE religion gets special treatment, but not his MAKE-BELIEVE religion…..

  11. E1I5e says – reply to this


    11

    Re: DocOc – good point!



  12. 12

    Are you serious? Religion is a sensitive and controversial matter because everyone has different beliefs. However, this guy is just WRONG and sad, but I put the blame on the judge for not doing some research before allowing this. This doesn't speak highly of this judge because he was careless.



  13. 13

    it was kosher food. not better food. just FYI



  14. 14

    Re: DocOc – what a closed minded statement. Who are you to say whether someones beliefs are real or not, have you died and then come back, so that you know for certian what is the truth. To compare this guy using festivus to people who have true beliefs is just assinine. The underlying sentiments are totally different.



  15. 15

    His religion is as real as any other. To say his religious beliefs don't count because he doesn't worship the man in the sky or the naked dude on the cross is arrogant, stupid, and pathetic.



  16. 16

    Will someone please tell Jesse Eisenberg why this is funny .



  17. 17

    That's about as crazy as worshipping a carpenter who hangs out with prostitutes , hates shrimp & condones slavery . kooky !



  18. 18

    How embarrassing, how could the judge not do any research?

    But I don't really see how the meals are necessarily "better."



  19. 19

    I'm not a Seinfeld fan and have no clue what Festivus is. But I'm pretty sure if I'd been that judge I'd have looked up any listed religious belief before ruling. And if "everyone" loves Seinfeld didn't he have anyone, an assistant, court reporter, baliff..anyone to tell him it was fake? Looks like Seinfeld isn't as universally loved as you might think.



  20. 20

    Re: CutlerFan – AND he can't even be bothered to find out who 'the writer of that episode of Seinfeld' is.



  21. 21

    Re: irtabby – extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, dear