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The Best Christmas Card EVER!!!!!

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Perez Hilton holiday card

Oh. Em. Geeeee!!!!

Epic! Epic! Epic!

Thank you for your brilliance, Michael Mouris!!!!

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50 comments to “The Best Christmas Card EVER!!!!!”



  1. 1

    Sweet ride Perez…



  2. 2

    Car? really …?



  3. 3

    Appropriately creepy.



  4. 4

    wow perez you are really obessed with Zac efron he is not gay he likes girls get throught your head and its really creep like really creep that you are lust after him he is 23 year kid



  5. 5

    This just seems……delusional?
    I'd rather see something of substance.



  6. 6

    I thought the Kardashian's (ap?) Christmas Card was creepy, holy fuck.

  7. Bytch says – reply to this


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    Fucking weird.



  8. 8

    Perez NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Looks like you went and had it done at the swap meet.



  9. 9

    this is CREEPY



  10. 10

    I think it's cute and funny!



  11. 11

    Omg…is that Zac Efron?? hahahaa. I like it. I wanna do that with someone.



  12. 12

    Creepy.

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  14. 14

    Re: Perez Hilton – lmao perez only replies to "NICE" comments! you fucking hypocrite idiot. and let me also add fucking psycho creep! ure like 40 and youre all obsessed over a young 23 year old. get a fucking life!!!!!!



  15. 15

    No wonder Zac is tanking in Hollywood…



  16. 16

    Imagine, how Zac Efron will react to this. :0

  17. Bree says – reply to this


    17

    This is freaky and beyond obsession. Get help. Now.



  18. 18

    Re: DIE PEREZ HILTON! – um perez is born in 78 which makes him only 32 retard



  19. 19

    Oh fuck its a miracle! they fit your entire creepy head on that card.



  20. 20

    That is HILARIOUS! I love Teddy in the middle!!! I wish I had one of those! BTW…I am not telling my age, but the fact is, the boy is hot.



  21. 21

    Poor little doggie dont like your finger up it's ass



  22. 22

    I LOVE HOW YOU GUYS ARE HOLDING HANDS …..THIS IS CUTE AND CREEPY(IN A FUNNY WAY THO) LOL…..I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ZACS REACTION WHEN HE COMES ACROSS THIS



  23. 23

    Isn't it illegal to be touching someone intimately who doesn't agree to it? Criminal charges should be laid. In cartoon court, of course.



  24. 24

    My Xmas card contained my self, and three sexy midgets. Doing wholesome things! Apparently there was an up roar in the vertically challenged community!.. Keep your head up kid.. the Haters are in the closet trying to draw a way out, It gets stuffy in there I'm sure !!! Zack should be so lucky!, becoming part of your little bitty, witty family! Plus how spiffy does teddy look? !!! Happy xmas sir! From your most intelligent reader who has a bit of a soft spot for gossip :X



  25. 25

    who's the dude next to you? Your chin is not that big! :)



  26. 26

    That's pretty hilarious xD
    Great Xmas cards Perez



  27. 27

    Wait, is that Zac Efron? LMAO! That's hysterical! Perez, your crush on Zac is almost, ALMOST as obsessive as mine. We're going to have to fight for him. lol



  28. 28

    Zac is going to keep far away from your crazy ass



  29. 29

    I didn't know it was Zac until I saw the tags on the posting, and then I cracked up. Maybe now that he's single he'll get around to exploring his gay side - hey, it could happen! Then again, I want you to go straight and explore your hetero side…with me!!! All the best in 2011, Perez. We love you!!!!



  30. 30

    Nope, don't like it. Stalkerish creep factor way too high. If it was just you and the dog it would be fine really. The way it is you are imposing homosexuality on another person who is not gay. Get a boyfriend and put him on your Xmas card like non creepy people do.



  31. 31

    That is sad and creepy…



  32. 32

    Who's the supposed significant other? It looks so "other worldly" for a reason. You'll never find anyone to hold your hand, asshole



  33. 33

    They should have photoshopped you and Teddy in the Kardashian X-mas photo.



  34. 34

    lol i think its hilarious! Lucky!! I want one with Rob or Ben Barnes :)



  35. 35

    When I am president pedophiles will be put to death.



  36. 36

    hope zac doesn't pitch a fit when he see this..



  37. 37

    LOLLLLLLL awesome



  38. 38

    Re: Michelle Lecompte – well, he does look 40.



  39. 39

    creep



  40. 40

    oh i didnt realize that was zac efron. I thought Perez has finally got a boyfriend



  41. 41

    Re: Michelle Lecompte – the fact that you know what year perez was born in means you are a complete loser



  42. 42

    Re: rich girls – haha good luck….have you seen him?



  43. 43

    Re: adamzlover – right because if he were to explore his "gay side" he would explore it with a disgusting Frankenstein head meth skin mutha like perez…..are you on drugs?



  44. 44

    GEEEZZ PEREZ…..why do you put up with all this negative talk????? These people/cowards stand behind their computer and put you down EVERY POST!!! If you dont like this people…then dont go on Perez Hilton!!! I really hope these so called "people" get a little class in the New Year and stop because there is just way to much HATE going on in the world right now!!! CHEERS TO YOU PEREZ FOR BEING THE BETTER PERSON AND NOT JOINING THE STUPIDITY!!! HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY…AND A FANTASTIC NEW YEAR!!! BTW…I LOVE THE PIC!!! HUGS TO TEDDY!!! XOXOXOXO



  45. 45

    Re: DIE PEREZ HILTON! – GO AWAY…IF YOU HATE PEREZ SO MUCH….WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HIS SITE??!! STUPID!!! PLUS HE IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF YOUR DUMBASS COMMENT…..MORON!



  46. 46

    Re: karena336 OH HONEY SHUT THE FUCK UP. THERE IS NOTHING MORE ANNOYING THAN YOU NEW PEOPLE WHO COME ON HERE AND GET A CRUSH ON THIS FLAMING PIECE OF SHIT. TRUST ME HUN, HE WOULDN'T EVEN CAST A GLANCE YOUR WAY IF YOU COULDN'T FURTHER HIS DESIRE TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT. HE'D PROBABLY HUMILIATE YOU PUBLICLY. GIVE IT UP AND JOIN THE TRUE SPIRIT OF PEREZ HILTON'S BLOG AND GET YOUR HATE ON.



  47. 47

    As a computer illustrator myself, I think he isn't very good. My firm would fire him.



  48. 48

    I love it..



  49. 49

    that looks like robert pattinson



  50. 50

    This is just creepy….. to say the least.