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WTF Are You Doing In There, Creeper?

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSilly!John Mayer


This photo (above) was allegedly taken in a photobooth at the IAC company - which owns websites including CollegeHumor, Vimeo, and Match.com - and, as you can probably see, John Mayer is there, and in the most sexually uncomfortable way possible.

Anyone who can give us an explanation for this would be very much appreciated.


P.S. nice 'stache, bb.

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32 comments to “WTF Are You Doing In There, Creeper?”

  1. 1

    How is this "sexually uncomfortable"? Just because he burned you doesn't mean it's uncomfortable. I've kissed many a boy in front of my friends in the past without even a hint of awkwardness or discomfort. If they were going for it in the nude then THAT would be "sexually uncomfortable" for many reasons.

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  3. 3

    'Meyer' is such a Fat, ugly, disgusting pig ……

  4. Son says – reply to this


    Dear Perez - - - that is me in the photo w/my coworker. We were at the photo booth taking pics and I saw John Mayer right next to us so I asked him to join. Then I thought it would be funny to kiss my coworker with John in the background looking random. Enjoy!

  5. 5

    Staged photo, naturally. And Perez fell for it.

  6. 6

    well Be-Atch looks like ur a dumb one too!!! he's not fat dumbass however we all know he is very sexual so not a surpise but that stache is 70' porn star and not good for a bigeyed dude at least he is always interesting in some weird way

  7. 7

    this pic is not surprising. while on the road in support of his first album he propositioned a fab friend of mine. she was young and a professional dancer (ballet dancer with a local ballet company). she said no "I have a boyfriend" he is also a ballet dancer. He said that is cool. I just want to watch!!! and that is the truth! I promise!

  8. 8

    Aren't you the one who went on t.v. bragging about Mayer kissing you and you call him a "creeper"? First of all, jackass, Mayer is friends with College Humor's Ricky Van Veer. That's why he was at the party. You would know that if you actually researched anything. Though you have a grudge against Mayer for not wanting to fuck your pig ass. Just because he likes fat bitches like Jessica Simpson doesn't mean he likes fat bitches like you.

    I've met John numerous times. He's a very nice guy.

  9. Dusss says – reply to this


    I REALLY like John Mayer, he's so funny and a great musician.

    And this pic is hilarious.

    Btw.. I think that mustache is for Movember ;)

  10. 10

    Hello come in, have some lemonade………Hi I'm Chris Hanson……..

  11. 11

    Who cares why he's there

  12. 12

    That is a pretty creepy and goofy picture. Ha ha. But knowing John Mayer's offbeat sense of humor, that is what he intended.

  13. 13

    oh yeah, mario. because you having a crush on a kid 10 years younger than you is not creepy at all. if you're gonna call someone a creep, look at yourself first, you weirdo.

  14. 14

    "John Mayer is there, and in the most sexually uncomfortable way possible".

    What the hell are you talking about? What a very strange thing to say about the picture.

  15. 15

    That's a porn 'stache eewww

  16. 16

    Love 'im.

  17. 17

    What's "sexually uncomfortable" is that creepy Christmas card you had your monkey butt boy Michael Mouris draw up for you, pig-vomit.

  18. 18

    This was taken right before a threesome was about to happen…John Mayer is a male slut as we know…so..

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  20. 20

    Re: silverruby_2000 – really? you've taken photos in a photo booth of you kissing a boy with another guy sitting in the background? Ok…

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  22. 22

    Why are you women all so into him? He's a creepy disgusting no-talent!

  23. 23

    Remember when John was cool? Now he's just creepy and desperate. Him and his racist dick. LOL.

  24. 24

    Re: Phibes – hahahahahahahaha agreed 1500%

  25. Bree says – reply to this


    Why does there have to be an explanation? People always do candid weird shots in those things. Stop looking too far into things!

  26. 26

    To Johm Mayer… this is what happens to you when you date Taylor SWift.

  27. 27

    It was a great party and John was a nice addition. Photobooth was available to everyone and he appeared in a few pix. Nothing but nice things to say about him - he definitely didn't give off the 'creepy' vibe in any way.
    PS Sam Ronson was the DJ for the night. Amaze-balls.

  28. 28

    looks like hes watching blair waldorf

  29. 29

    haha you guys are fucking retarded…if you have ever seen him in an interview or seen him preform you would know he has a hilarious sense of humor. this is obviously a set up joke my god…

  30. 30

    John mayer is so gross.

  31. @v@ says – reply to this


    I thought it was Depp for a moment. I wonder if Mayer has ever considered cranking his right skillz up a couple of notches and trying some sliding metal aka Zakk. I'd be interested in hearing him interpret some heavier stuff for an album.

  32. 32

    lmao thats awesome