Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But we still love her!
Here's what she said after accepting the Santa doll from a fan:
"I hate the holidays. I'm alone and miserable you f**king stuffed little toy."
sort of made amends with the audience later, when she read parts of a book that was given to her by another fan.
You're NEVER alone. You've always got us here for U, wifey.
P.S. She was kidding!
[Image via WENN.]