Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ha! Maybe the real Brad Pitt should think about this for when the movie offers start to dry up.
Then again, we can't imagine that every happening, so…maybe never mind!
Instead, let's all just enjoy
the new guy on SNL Taran Killam do a spot-on impression that is pretty HIGHlarious! (above)