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Teen Mom's Amber Regrets Tattoo Already

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Frankly, we're just shocked that it took her so long to realize what a shiteous idea that thing was in the first place!

As we've reported, Teen Mom's Amber Portwood recently decided to tattoo her daughter, Leah's, life-sized face to her torso, but apparently, the reality star already regrets her decision!

A source explains:

"Amber wanted to prove that she never wanted to lose custody of her daughter again, but had no idea how painful and sore she would be. Now she is having to sleep on her back or right-hand side and can't take it anymore. In that moment it seemed like a great idea to get a tattoo and show the entire world how much she loved Leah, but now it doesn't seem like such a great decision. When the pain goes away Amber will be left with a massive picture of a baby's face on her stomach."

Personally, we think something a little more simple might have done the trick to showcase your love for your child, bb!

Or, you know, you could stay out of trouble and focus on her - instead of doing whatever it is that you do!

Just saying.

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46 comments to “Teen Mom's Amber Regrets Tattoo Already”



  1. 1

    omg…. Amber ugh your so stupid



  2. 2

    oh no! she has to sleep on her back for 3 days? how tragic!
    I have a full side piece and the healing is not that fuckin bad. That tattoo is seriously repulsive though.



  3. 3

    This doesn't sound like she truly "regrets" it. It sounds like she isn't a fan of the pain. Your headlines are so misleading.



  4. 4

    This chick is disgusting… should have spent her 15 mins of fame money on a nose job. Or better yet…. parenting advice!



  5. 5

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TATTOOED? I CALL COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT ON THIS ONE. IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HAD SURGERY. SHE'S PROBABLY PISSED AND LYING BECAUSE THE THING IS UGLY AS FREAKING SIN. IF SHE THINKS IT'S BAD NOW, WAIT UNTIL SHE TRIES TO GET IT LASERED OFF; TWICE AS EXPENSIVE AND AT LEAST TWICE AS PAINFUL. HAHAHAHA



  6. 6

    Can you say "TRAILER PARK TRASH"!? What an ugly tattoo…



  7. 7

    She should have taken the money she spent on that HORRIBLE tattoo and paid her bills! Somehow I don't think 3 days on her back is that far off from how she would have spent those days without the tattoo.



  8. 8

    who wants to be having sex with a woman and see a kids face on her stomach? that is beyond creepy!



  9. 9

    LOL! That is one of the ugliest tatts I've ever seen. The real little girl is cute but not that tattoo.



  10. 10

    OK Hello. First she's probably trying to wrangle some Vicodin for the alleged pain!! Second, this will be really hard, as no one wants to ever imagine this, imagine being her, ick, yucky, pooey, boyfriend. Don't read any further if you are squeamish. Imagine having sex with her, and that putridly hideous tattoo is staring up at you!! Uh Gaaak! just threw up a little!! The utter horror, I bet a lot of guys won't be able to get it up. If anybody ever has sex with her again, it's gonna have to be in the dark. Whoever did the tattoo, for the rest of his life, he'll be known as the shiteous artist who does hideous portraits. How drunk was everyone when she got the damn thing. This show has been an unbelievably glaring advertisement for the state of public education. She is beyond white trash illiterate!!! If I ever have a child it's private school all the way….



  11. 11

    Instead of showing america she is a good mom, maybe she should prove it. All she cares about is how the public perceives her. I am ashamed to admit that we come from the same state, its a good thing I don't live in her town cause I would totally kick her ass



  12. 12

    I just got a tattoo a month ago. It is not that freaking painful. She needs to get over it cause I think if the tattoo means something to you the pain does not matter.



  13. 13

    I'll bet I could stay high for a week for what that thing cost.



  14. 14

    She got the tattoo to hide her stretch marks, that is why.

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    15

    The really funny thing is that she is now going to have to get one of those for every kid that she has, and this trash will probably have a bunch.



  16. 16

    Re: LetttyB – I totally agree. The recovery is no big deal…she is just mad it is ugly and people didn't say 'ah, that is so cute, you are such a good mom'.
    Plan back fired and now she is ticked…



  17. 17

    lol…damn this girl needs a good shake, just pure ridiculous! this girl is goin downhill fast, where are her family and friends to set her straight? selfish and spoiled…to a T! and a tattoo is not that painful..i have 2,…the kid is a cutie, but the tatty sure is not!



  18. 18

    That stomach looks too slim and stretchmark-free for someone who had a baby not too long ago. I call fake.



  19. 19

    what normal guy would want to look at that all the time when hes banging her? makes you wonder what other crazy shit is going through this persons mind



  20. 20

    THAT IS BY FAR THE SHITTIEST TATTOO IVE EVER SEEN..IT DOESNT EVEN RESEMBLE THE KID…JUST THINK HOW FAT THAT KIDS HEADS GONNA BE WHEN TEEN MOM GAINS BACK THE 70 POUNDS…LOOOOOOL



  21. 21

    Think of all the poor truckers that will be subjected to that abomination of a tattoo before they roll right through her.



  22. 22

    thats a pretty terrible tattoo. id be pissed at the tat artist if i were her.



  23. 23

    This story is so stupid, anyone who has ever had a tattoo knows this is bullshit. There is NO way she is that much pain, especially since she got it so long ago. Tattoo's may be a little tender for a few days, but not enough that it would make you totally regret getting one. So ridiculous.



  24. 24

    Oh The Horror! biabiawhyuactinlikea makes a really scary point. What sicko is going to enjoy looking at the baby face while banging her. The implications are hideous!!!



  25. 25

    Tattoos aren't that painful… I have two… Simple is more, though… especially in this case.



  26. 26

    I have an uncle who back in the 50's got a Marilyn Monroe/Betty Grable "pin up girl" tattooed on his right arm. Flash forward 50 - 55 years to age 75 and now "Betty" has some sags and wrinkles that don't look too flattering.

    So after Amber has at least one more kid (but probably more), gains weight, and goes through the natural aging process, what's this thing going to look like? My guess is "horrible."



  27. 27

    That should've been like 10x smaller. It's way too much. =/



  28. 28

    Stupid place to get one, if she gets pregnant again or gains weight
    it's going to turn to sh_t.



  29. 29

    Re: Yukon_Cornelius – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!



  30. 30

    hOLY shit IS THAT THING fuglyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!



  31. 31

    You are kidding me!! If she needs to show her love for her child how about trying responsible, clear minded, positive mental behavior. This chick is crazy! Someone needs to step in and save that child fast!!!



  32. 32

    Forget the pain, it will go away…that UGLY, BAD tattoo will last forever!



  33. 33

    Laugh is all I can do! HA!



  34. 34

    Somebody please sterilize this self-absorbed trailer rat before she breeds any more.



  35. 35

    What a hideous tattoo. I would be completely embarrassed to have such a horrible tattoo on me, especially considering the fact that it isn't even complete (top rose). Oh and on another note, the body of this article says nothing about her regretting it, just her being in pain. So what she has to sleep on her back? She has another side to sleep on too. She's completely stupid and now has to live her life with a disgusting tattoo.



  36. 36

    it is a very unattractive tattoo…. it doesn't look like it was done well at all. and the placement and pose of her daughter is weird.



  37. 37

    That's a fucking ugly tattoo,but Amber is a fucking ugly person so they kind of go together



  38. 38

    Re: LadyFrank – LMAO.Who did that tattoo?STEVIE WONDER



  39. 39

    With all of the trouble she's been in, I'd think she'd be saving her money to pay for her lawyer and her assault charges she's been racking up recently… The tattoo only proves that your priorities are STILL in the wrong place!!! Your money will run out just as quickly as your little 15 minutes of "fame"…



  40. 40

    maybe she should just lock herself in a room until she is done being a stupid teen.



  41. 41

    god what a fucking moron.



  42. 42

    That tattoo is freaking awful, at least get someone who's a good tattoo artist if you're going to fuck your body up that badly



  43. 43

    The pain is nothing compared to the hideous tattoo she'll have to wear for the rest of her life! Fk'g tattoo "artist" should be banned from ever using his tools again!



  44. 44

    didn't she get this done like forever ago? why is it still hurting? is it infected? Why didn't she save the hundreds of dollars this must have cost and spent it on her child instead? if you're going to get a portrait done, you should also research your artist to make sure they can draw too - this tattoo is shitty and it doesn't even look like Leah.



  45. 45

    Who did this tattoo?It looks like a fucking high schooler did it.Not a pro tattoo artist.



  46. 46

    the tattoo artist was probably another ex-con she met walking through walmart. props on that one amber, you just have the BEST taste!