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When I look at that carving from the temple of Luxor, I can't help but notice __________.

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45 comments to “Adventures In Egypt: Fill In The Blank”



  1. 1

    How fucking shit you are, Perez.



  2. 2

    THE MASSIVE BONER!!



  3. 3

    The erection Amun has.
    He is the creator of the world and is showing he is very fertile. Having him pose next to the Egyptian King shows that the King too is fertile just like him (Amun).



  4. 4

    That your website Perez..is becoming more and more about gays than regular gossip……gonna lose some visitors soon if you keep it up.



  5. 5

    Geez, it's like you're 12 yrs old.



  6. 6

    WOW! Damn It !!! I was born in the WRONG century!!



  7. 7

    WOW!! Damn It!! I was born in the WRONG century!!



  8. 8

    hahha! i saw the same thing when my friends and i were visiting Egypt this summer :) enjoy your Egypt, its amazing!



  9. 9

    Pere:
    When YOU look at that carving from the temple of Luxor, YOU can't help but notice that an ancient mural depicting men 3 to 4 feet tall have bigger dongs than you?



  10. 10

    how fucking gay this is!



  11. 11

    I see MIN the Egyptian god of fertility :P

    With his one arm and one leg that they decided to remove to teach him not to screw with the women he was left in charge of.

    Good thing they left his peen so he could repopulate and procreate with the women he was left to watch over while all the men were at war.



  12. 12

    Holy Shizz.



  13. 13

    it looks like the other guy, who is putting up his hand is saying, 'keep that THING away from me, I DON'T SWING YOUR WAY, keep on going, I think I saw a camel with your name on it over by the Sphinx. '



  14. 14

    "Fanatics from a banned Islamic hate group have launched a nationwide poster campaign denouncing Christmas as evil. Organisers plan to put up thousands of placards around the UK claiming the season of goodwill is responsible for rape, teenage pregnancies, abortion, promiscuity, crime and paedophilia. They hope the campaign will help ‘destroy Christmas’ in this country and lead to Britons converting to Islam instead". - Daily Mail.

    Ah, feel the love.



  15. 15

    Re: YRUFATT – thats ridiculous…unless ur against gays or lesbians or anything like that….I honestly dont think visitors would go down…if you honestly dont like perez then why be in his "perezposse" it doesnt make sense -_-"



  16. 16

    I cant help but notice how lame Perez is for posting a pic of a carving from thousands of years ago when people back then incorporated information through art and culture. And then Perez comes along and takes a picture of said carving's dick. Pathetic.



  17. 17

    Oh my god you guys!!!! It's a cock!!!!!!



  18. 18

    This is the God of fertility…..The opposite of homosexual, asshole!!
    Perez, you are 4 years in your mind….fuck you



  19. 19

    Egypt would be sooo much fun! I'm slightly jealous-in a good way. I bet it's a very interesting, inspiring trip. Hope u enjoy it!

    BTW- I can't help but notice the massive Anunnaki in the picture along with the hieroglyphs. Pretty awesome!



  20. 20

    THAT ALL THE OTHER TOURISTS ARE POINTING AT YOU AND LAUGHING



  21. 21

    That you just kissed your mother on the mouth.



  22. 22

    that he's gay!



  23. 23

    Hey, A holes, he said FILL IN THE BLANK, he didnt write it was gay or anything- that is what YOU all are thinking. Chill out. Sometimes I read the comment section just to see the moronic comments people feel the need to add here. Here's a tip, GO READ ANOTHER GOSSIP SITE if what he writes bothers you so much. Geez.



  24. 24

    I SEE IN THE PICTURE THERE'S A DARK SPOT ON THE DICK WAS THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE RUBBING IT ? OR RUBBING YOUR FACE ON IT



  25. 25

    Isn't that part of the obelisk? I'm rather surprised that Perez didn't put up a picture of the obelisk with the childish word "yummy" or something to describe it. It's art and culture Hilton. You should study it instead of getting wood looking at it. No wonder everyone hates you.



  26. 26

    you can't help but notice no one will ever let you play with one of those in real life as you are a pathetic douche.



  27. 27

    LOL egyptians must have been well endowed



  28. 28

    I TOOK THIS SAME PICTURE at the Temple of Luxor!!! Must be a real tourist trap!! Did they try and get a tip out of you to show you the dead baby remains???



  29. 29

    Re: justtfax – LOL



  30. 30

    hahaha!!! lol



  31. 31

    That the guy on the right is wearing a dress!!! Wow, they were really fashion forward back then. Why isn't this on your COCOperez site?



  32. 32

    Phaggot!



  33. 33

    egyptian morning wood



  34. 34

    Re: punks429 – is completely right, I saw this when I went there, are you sure you arent a 13 year old boy?



  35. 35

    lol only you would notice that



  36. 36

    the big dick

    perez you only think of peens aren't you?



  37. 37

    that the boner dude has NO ASS lol!!!! Guess the Kardashians weren't Egyptian tee hee.



  38. 38

    Re: justtfax

    Re: malleeman

    LMAO!!



  39. 39

    ..an awful smell coming from that poorly dressed horseface flaccid retarted guy taking a pic of, OMG, a COCK!!



  40. 40

    that i remember being here in my past life when cleopatra sucked my ….



  41. 41

    lolllllllll perez ur funny



  42. 42

    The men wear skirts. That is all.



  43. 43

    he was defnetly black! haha
    =D



  44. 44

    umm. anyone commenting on this saying "OMG PEREZ UR LYKE SO IMMATURE" is way more immature than perez will ever be…i hate how hypocritical some of the viewers on this site are. always claiming perez to be this horrible person and bully, yet the things people say to insult perez are 20x worse. has nobody heard of respect anymore..?



  45. 45

    ……some moron took a lighter to the dam thing