Adventures In Egypt: Fill In The Blank

12/22/2010 4:59 PM ET | Filed under: Personally Perez

When I look at that carving from the temple of Luxor, I can't help but notice __________.

45 comments to “Adventures In Egypt: Fill In The Blank”

fivebyfivefaith says – reply to this

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How fucking shit you are, Perez.
LizzyBizH says – reply to this

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THE MASSIVE BONER!!
punks429 says – reply to this

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The erection Amun has.
He is the creator of the world and is showing he is very fertile. Having him pose next to the Egyptian King shows that the King too is fertile just like him (Amun).
YRUFATT says – reply to this

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That your website Perez..is becoming more and more about gays than regular gossip……gonna lose some visitors soon if you keep it up.
WatcherOne says – reply to this

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Geez, it's like you're 12 yrs old.
shutup!! says – reply to this

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WOW! Damn It !!! I was born in the WRONG century!!
shutup!! says – reply to this

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WOW!! Damn It!! I was born in the WRONG century!!
lakrchic834 says – reply to this

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hahha! i saw the same thing when my friends and i were visiting Egypt this summer enjoy your Egypt, its amazing!
feel_the_darkness says – reply to this

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Pere:
When YOU look at that carving from the temple of Luxor, YOU can't help but notice that an ancient mural depicting men 3 to 4 feet tall have bigger dongs than you?
hoochpit says – reply to this

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how fucking gay this is!
Hesnotintou says – reply to this

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I see MIN the Egyptian god of fertility

With his one arm and one leg that they decided to remove to teach him not to screw with the women he was left in charge of.

Good thing they left his peen so he could repopulate and procreate with the women he was left to watch over while all the men were at war.
blahblah12 says – reply to this

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Holy Shizz.
justtfax says – reply to this

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it looks like the other guy, who is putting up his hand is saying, 'keep that THING away from me, I DON'T SWING YOUR WAY, keep on going, I think I saw a camel with your name on it over by the Sphinx. '
WatcherOne says – reply to this

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"Fanatics from a banned Islamic hate group have launched a nationwide poster campaign denouncing Christmas as evil. Organisers plan to put up thousands of placards around the UK claiming the season of goodwill is responsible for rape, teenage pregnancies, abortion, promiscuity, crime and paedophilia. They hope the campaign will help ‘destroy Christmas’ in this country and lead to Britons converting to Islam instead". - Daily Mail.

Ah, feel the love.
Missmoenikah says – reply to this

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Re: YRUFATT – thats ridiculous…unless ur against gays or lesbians or anything like that….I honestly dont think visitors would go down…if you honestly dont like perez then why be in his "perezposse" it doesnt make sense -_-"
kwirkee says – reply to this

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I cant help but notice how lame Perez is for posting a pic of a carving from thousands of years ago when people back then incorporated information through art and culture. And then Perez comes along and takes a picture of said carving's dick. Pathetic.
dubulatron says – reply to this

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Oh my god you guys!!!! It's a cock!!!!!!
I am beautiful baby doll says – reply to this

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This is the God of fertility…..The opposite of homosexual, asshole!!
Perez, you are 4 years in your mind….fuck you
Ulises says – reply to this

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Egypt would be sooo much fun! I'm slightly jealous-in a good way. I bet it's a very interesting, inspiring trip. Hope u enjoy it!

BTW- I can't help but notice the massive Anunnaki in the picture along with the hieroglyphs. Pretty awesome!
LetttyB says – reply to this

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THAT ALL THE OTHER TOURISTS ARE POINTING AT YOU AND LAUGHING
Ms Sophia Petrillo says – reply to this

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That you just kissed your mother on the mouth.
eggiam07 says – reply to this

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that he's gay!
dontreadperezifitbothersyousomuch says – reply to this

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Hey, A holes, he said FILL IN THE BLANK, he didnt write it was gay or anything- that is what YOU all are thinking. Chill out. Sometimes I read the comment section just to see the moronic comments people feel the need to add here. Here's a tip, GO READ ANOTHER GOSSIP SITE if what he writes bothers you so much. Geez.
HILRAY says – reply to this

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I SEE IN THE PICTURE THERE'S A DARK SPOT ON THE DICK WAS THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE RUBBING IT ? OR RUBBING YOUR FACE ON IT
Human Sushi Platter says – reply to this

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Isn't that part of the obelisk? I'm rather surprised that Perez didn't put up a picture of the obelisk with the childish word "yummy" or something to describe it. It's art and culture Hilton. You should study it instead of getting wood looking at it. No wonder everyone hates you.
BonerMcBone says – reply to this

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you can't help but notice no one will ever let you play with one of those in real life as you are a pathetic douche.
Koala Bear says – reply to this

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LOL egyptians must have been well endowed
one_love says – reply to this

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I TOOK THIS SAME PICTURE at the Temple of Luxor!!! Must be a real tourist trap!! Did they try and get a tip out of you to show you the dead baby remains???
vanhelsing bride says – reply to this

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Re: justtfax – LOL
queen_lara says – reply to this

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hahaha!!! lol
malleeman says – reply to this

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That the guy on the right is wearing a dress!!! Wow, they were really fashion forward back then. Why isn't this on your COCOperez site?
Mad Dog says – reply to this

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Phaggot!
bongo says – reply to this

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egyptian morning wood
Carlo_B says – reply to this

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Re: punks429 – is completely right, I saw this when I went there, are you sure you arent a 13 year old boy?
JustCata says – reply to this

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lol only you would notice that
paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 says – reply to this

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the big dick

perez you only think of peens aren't you?
just a piece of meat says – reply to this

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that the boner dude has NO ASS lol!!!! Guess the Kardashians weren't Egyptian tee hee.
omgwow says – reply to this

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Re: justtfax –

Re: malleeman –

LMAO!!
babyboy.max says – reply to this

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..an awful smell coming from that poorly dressed horseface flaccid retarted guy taking a pic of, OMG, a COCK!!
the real carmen says – reply to this

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that i remember being here in my past life when cleopatra sucked my ….
the real carmen says – reply to this

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lolllllllll perez ur funny
jayjay768 says – reply to this

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The men wear skirts. That is all.
Aninha Lima says – reply to this

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he was defnetly black! haha
=D
fuckbitches12 says – reply to this

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umm. anyone commenting on this saying "OMG PEREZ UR LYKE SO IMMATURE" is way more immature than perez will ever be…i hate how hypocritical some of the viewers on this site are. always claiming perez to be this horrible person and bully, yet the things people say to insult perez are 20x worse. has nobody heard of respect anymore..?
KEEFER says – reply to this

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……some moron took a lighter to the dam thing