As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Who knew that one woman could do so much damage??
According to newly-leaked U.S. government reports that have been released by WikiLeaks, Anna Nicole Smith wreaked so much havoc in the Bahamas, she may have brought down a string of government officials, causing the government to topple.
In one of the documents written in 2006, Deputy Chief of Mission D. Brent Hardt wrote, "Not since Category 4 Hurricane Betsy made landfall in 1965 has one woman done as much damage in Nassau."
The cables show that Smith applied for legal residency in the Bahamas in 2006, a process which can take several years, but was granted residency just one month later. Minister of Immigration, Shane Gibson was accused of giving her special treatment as well as receiving lavish gifts from Smith, such as a $10,000 check and a $25,000 watch. When pictures of him embracing Smith in her bed were published, he resigned in February 2007.
Several local hospital and coroner's office workers were fired when they were accused of mishandling the death of Smith's son, Daniel, with some alleging that there was a cover-up involved.
Deputy Chief Hardt added:
"Lying in disarray in her wake are Doctor's Hospital, the Coroner's Court, the Department of Immigration, local mega-lawyers Callenders and Co., formerly popular Minister of Immigration Shane Gibson, and possibly Prime Minister Christie's PLP government."
That truly is unbelievable.
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