But wait! The source dished much, much more:
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Oh come on, Rupert!
Here's what he had to say about her:
…Okay, something will go wrong. Like Jennifer Aniston will just have one too many total flops. But she's still a member of that club. And she will still manage to — like a star forming in the universe — a whole lot of things swirling around and suddenly solidifying into yet another vital tasteless romcom: a little glitter next to the Crab Nebula.
Is this really called for?!
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