Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Won't be long now till droves of Pirates fans fill the theaters to see Johnny Depp don his iconic Jack Sparrow garb.
Until then, this new cover of Empire Magazine will have to do the trick!
Doesn't he just look as badass and as seksi as ever?!