You don't say?!
"Now, when you say: if you didn't black out it's a good night for you, are you serious?" asked Ellen.
"Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don't," Snooki said. Adding, "So you're like, 'What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?'"
Thankfully, Snooki toned down the book for her teenage fans, but admitted that her tome wasn't entirely clean.
"I'm not trying to be a role model," she said.
Ha. No doubt!