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Charlie Sheen Has Been Found!

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We're sorry. This man is absolutely out of control.

After going AWOL in Sin City and missing his 10am call time on the El Lay set of Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen was finally scraped out of whatever cocaine-crusted urinal he had passed out in by some poor bathroom attendant in the Palms Hotel, and according to sources, is currently heading back to work, via private jet.

Insiders close to the production of the sitcom have also revealed that there will be "discussions" held today with the actor about his behavior.

And we're sure that means he'll get placed in time-out for three minutes and told to think about what he's done. And then maybe they'll re-negotiate his contract, so he can receive more money per episode than he already makes

Barf.

Enough is enough! This man needs to learn what the word 'consequences' is - and STAT!

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57 comments to “Charlie Sheen Has Been Found!”



  1. 1

    Please go back to your old style of posting. This having to click on each story is IRRITATING!!!



  2. 2

    ugh. and you know the most part is that he was rewarded with a ride on a private jet. such a waste - of talent, fuel, AND bad for the environment! i wish celebrities would start setting a good example and stop using private jets…



  3. 3

    They tried to make me go to REHAB I said NO NO NO. lol CHARLIE GO TO REHAB BEFORE YOU END UP SIX FEET UNDER.



  4. 4

    Yep. I'm sure they'll give him more than the $2 mil/episode he's already making. Most of us will never make that in a lifetime of working. And I agree with drcdiva - I liked the old, non-clicking style of posting better.

  5. fiera says – reply to this


    5

    Crazy!!



  6. 6

    He is vile. Those poor kids of his. How awful it will be for them when they are older and read/hear the stories of their father. Heartbreaking.



  7. 7

    Until his show starts to tank in the ratings he will suffer no consequences. Too bad for his family.



  8. 8

    why the fuck do you keep doing the links shit. are you so fucking lazy to type your own shit now? even do your copy and paste crap? great you gotten more lazyier than ever now perez.



  9. 9

    He has gone to the dark side with drugs and sex with whores. Nothing will pacify him now, and he will never change. Once that line is crossed, nothing else is as satisfying. I had a good friend do the same. He was never satisifed with "normal" sex again. He had to be drugged up and hanging out with strippers. He ended up losing most everything to whores and drugs, and he was a brilliant guy with a great career as a lawyer.

    Charlie probably end up ODing some day.



  10. 10

    ok does anyone else think this new thing where you have to click a link to read the rest of each entry is REALLY ANNOYING



  11. 11

    Re: drcdiva – Yes, it IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  12. 12

    As I have said before, tv watchers are fueling this and are also to blame. If they would stop watching his show, then you stop supporting his behavior. But obviously people are wanting the train wreck because of his high ratings.



  13. 13

    AGREE !! THE CLICKING FOR EACH POSTING SUCKS AND I HAVE 1 MILLION WINDOWS OPEN WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE



  14. 14

    Bet his daddy is proud of him… NOT!



  15. 15

    Ok, first of all: Perez, this new style of posting sucks. I don't like it, please change it back!

    Secondly, I aggree with what u said in ur post: This dude needs to experience REAL consequences, I think its a shame that the whole industry seems to be kissing his ass, knowing that this kind of behavior will ruin him even more.

    I like 2 and a half man a LOT, but Charlie is out of control. And the producers are not doing him any favours by giving him more and more money. He'll never change that way!

    Sad. Especially since he has kids who need a better role model than this cracked out air-head.



  16. 16

    He's a grown fucking man you idiots. He can party if he want's too. I'm not sure where all you pious fucks come from, but he's rich, and likes to party. Big ass deal. The reports were that he was witnessed taking 1 SHOT OF VODKA, and then someone somewhere said he banged 3 porn stars at once. Well sign me the fuck up, that sounds like a fun old time. My god people, just cuz you can't do it, no need to hate on Charlie for it. At least he isn't whoring his kids out on reality TV like so many women out there.



  17. 17

    Let Charlie sink deeper and deeper into debauchery if that's his perogotive — not everyone can, or wants to, be "saved."



  18. 18

    Re: starlet448 – everyone does and but mario doesn't take constructive criticism……..



  19. 19

    Acting this way at pushing 50 years old is just not STYLISH….
    www.thethrifters.net



  20. 20

    I skip more than half the posts due to clicking to new page. I don't know the point, but it irritates me!



  21. 21

    Fire his ass and pull the plug on this horrible show already! Does anyone actually watch it to warrant forking over tens of millions of dolloars for this LOSER to blow up his nose?! Pay me to become a party monster, CBS!!!

    PS- I agree. Enough of the 'click here to read the rest' sh*t.



  22. 22

    Great! Maybe they'll find his missing lips, too.



  23. 23

    As if this site didn't have enough bullshit, now the links…Major suck.



  24. 24

    Oh who cares what he does? It's his life. At least he is divorced. Who do y'all feel bad for? Denise Richards? Denise was one of Heidi Fleiss' girls who Charlie lifted out of hookery…she should thank him. Or Brooke Mueller? Brooke is a crack-head who is only known because of Charlie. He pays for his lifestyle. He paid hooker Denise handsomely and will be paying crak-head Brooke handsomely as well. Oh yeah, he has kids. I'm sorry but with moms like hooker Denise (who know whores out her kids instead of herself) and crack-head Brooke….Charlie is probably a much better influence.



  25. 25

    Two and A Half Men isn't even funny, no idea why they stick their necks out for him :S



  26. 26

    Re: hoochpit – Exactly. He makes no secret of who he is, unlike SO MANY others in Hollywood. Unlike washed-up hooker Denise who whores out her kids now instead of herself and crack-head Brooke who you KNOW will start whoring out her kids soon as well.



  27. 27

    I'd rather he pass out with his face in a urinal than locking a hooker in a hotel bathroom .. if those are the only options. The least he can do is show up on time, the man makes $2 million an episode! Coked out or not, I'd bend myself backwards for that kind of paycheck.



  28. 28

    Just to let you know, I won't be clicking on anymore of these "read rest of stories"… make your website better, don't try some cheesy-assed way of getting more clicks.



  29. 29

    Re: hoochpit – i get where you're coming from but the problem people have (at least my issue) is that he has many children out there, 2 of which aren't even 2 years old yet and are not being raised by their mother either - nannies are raising his twin boys while he drinks his shots and fucks his whores.



  30. 30

    Who cares….



  31. 31

    Lol, Perez, since when do you get to be the morality police? The guy gets paid a million plus per episode to play a character based on himself and on weekends has foursomes with porn stars in Vegas. Where I come from, that's called "making it."



  32. 32

    I cannot and do not watch his show anymore. I find it too disturbing to watch a man clearly in the throes of addiction and a downward spiral playing a sexual deviant alcoholic for laughs. Seems the lines of reality and fiction are completely blurred and Charlie the man is trying to play it for laughs the way Charlie the character does. Sad.



  33. 33

    Funny…u don't say that about Lindsey



  34. 34

    Re: WatcherOne – ha ha ha!!!



  35. 35

    Re: starlet448 – Amen to that!!!



  36. 36

    Prez, do you know what AWOL means? He wasn't AWOL in Las Vegas. It was a an authorized time away from work and people knew where he was.



  37. 37

    Re: WatcherOne – I agree



  38. 38

    You gotta like this guy

  39. snit says – reply to this


    39

    if i have to keep clicking to read a post, im outta here. damn irritating.



  40. 40

    Ok seriously Perez the main reason I loved your site was because it was so easy to navigate and read. having to click read more for everything is making me not even want to read the full article. I understand doing that for somethings such as nomination lists and other things people would necessarily want to read but this is ridiculous. if it doesn't change back I'll have to go somewhere else for my celebrity scoop because i just don't have time for this mess.



  41. 41

    Fucking junkie should DIE!



  42. 42

    as long as he makes me laugh on Monday nights, I don't give a damn what he does. After this show is done, so is he. but right now, i laugh at his crazy/self character on monday nights……



  43. 43

    …and do we all know what was at the Palms Hotel in Vegas this weekend…anyone anyone???…yeah that would be the Adult Entertainment Expo!



  44. 44

    Re: L_World89 – #15- I agree with you. I love the show,but if something isn't done soon,Charlie is gonna crumble and die. The show's bosses need to give him an ultimatum….clean up or you're done!



  45. 45

    Perez,I alos agree with the other posters….stop making us go all over just to read the rest of the stories. It sux!

  46. @v@ says – reply to this


    46

    They'll be discussing why they weren't also invited along to Vegas.

  47. @v@ says – reply to this


    47

    OMG. It isn't going to kill you or even exert you to click a freaking link. Plenty of sites do this. What would you do if you had to actually wash the dishes?



  48. 48

    He better get some help soon or some poor bathroom attendant or room service person will find him dead instead of passed out…..



  49. 49

    Why is Charlie Sheen not getting the vitrol that Lindsay Lohan seems to inspire in some of you people? He is a middle aged man who should be passed all of this craziness, especially as he is a father.

  50. @v@ says – reply to this


    50

    Re: modelspiceboi – When Charlie gets in legal trouble, he's smart enough to keep his nose clean until court is over. Lohan can't even seem to make it through probation without another breaking it before the next court date; not smart.



  51. 51

    Hmm i was watchin Two and a Half Men just now, hope he lives long enough to finish the series naturally!



  52. 52

    Re: @v@ – seriously dude! stop encouraging him! It's taken me 15mins to get through 2 pages as opposed to 5 and its 1am here…



  53. 53

    Wrong once again Perez. He was at work, on time, clear, coherent and brilliant. He's got the dough for a private jet and he uses it. I don't see why all of the fuss for his having a wild weekend. It is Las Vegas for god's sake. That's what people do there. There was a porn convention, and he slammed a few porn stars. That is what rich, hetro men like to do. God bless him if that's what he wants to do.



  54. 54

    I totally agree. I hate the links :(

  55. @v@ says – reply to this


    55

    Re: pearlchavez – Yeah, sorry. Another favorite site of mine always did this, so I guess it doesn't bug me. It's still early here, lol.



  56. 56

    I am now just skipping over your posts that have an extra link which means I will go to another site for gossip. It really sucks



  57. 57

    They need to send him directly to the Lohan Suite at Betty Ford. If LiLo hasnt retained it for an open engagement. Sheen is an over-rated mess.