Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We're sorry. This man is absolutely out of control.
After going AWOL in Sin City and missing his 10am call time on the El Lay set of Two and a Half Men, Charlie Sheen was finally scraped out of whatever cocaine-crusted urinal he had passed out in by some poor bathroom attendant in the Palms Hotel, and according to sources, is currently heading back to work, via private jet.
And we're sure that means he'll get placed in time-out for three minutes and told to think about what he's done. And then maybe they'll re-negotiate his contract, so he can receive more money per episode than he already makes
Enough is enough! This man needs to learn what the word 'consequences' is - and STAT!
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