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To Charlie Sheen! Love, Marlon Brando!

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Wowsa!

In September of 1991, Marlon Brando could not attend Charlie Sheen's 26th birthday party due to an illness. But he did write the following HIGHlarious apology letter.

It reads:

Dear Charlie,

I'm feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I'm holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powdered East Indian vulva — maybe won't work tomorrow if I feel the same.

I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel shitty and best stay in bed. I don't have much of a selection. I'm sure it will be a kick in the ass and I hate to miss it —

Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie

Love,

Marlon

LOLz. Amazingness!

[Image via WENN.]

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8 comments to “To Charlie Sheen! Love, Marlon Brando!”



  1. 1

    what is this new crap in your posts about click here to read rest of story. NO! You just want more clicks and more page views, POST THE FULL STORY or don't do it all. UGH!!



  2. 2

    seriously perez, please stop this 'read the rest' BS



  3. 3

    ddgf



  4. 4

    Mario is doing the "rest the rest" routine so that…

    HE CAN GET MORE AD REVENUE.

    The more pages people click on, the more ads he sells.



  5. 5

    Last story I'm clicking "read the rest … ". I'm outa here!!!



  6. 6

    Priceless !



  7. 7

    How come I am not surprised to find that there is a Charlie Sheen and Marlon Brando link?



  8. 8

    Re: iloverickymartin – The link is the 1979 film directed by Francis ford Coppola, "Apocalypse Now", which has Marlon Brando, Martin sheen, Charlie Sheen as an extra, and Charlie's uncle, Joe Estevez as the narrator and Emilio Estevez was the messenger boy.