Things are getting seriously NASTY between Nicki Minaj and her ex, Safaree Samuels!
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But of course! All authors need a little help now and again. She's very short on time these days, so she needed someone to proofread, spell check, write the first draft
, turn on the computer and guide her story along with her vision in mind.
Snooki's been doing all kinds of press for the release of her novel, A Shore Thing, which is based on the adventures of herself and JWoww. However, she's been getting a lot of guff that she didn't do much of the actually writing in the book, but she is quick to point out to the haters that she did. She explained to one source:
"I did [write it] because if you read it, you'll know [by] the first page I wrote it ’cause it's all my own language. I had a co-writer [Valerie Frankel] help me. … I wanted to do a story about the Jersey Shore. People probably expect it to be a biography, so I wanted to surprise everybody with a novel."
Oh, and you did, lovely. You most certainly did.
Snooki was then asked to go into a bit more detail about the book and how it came about. She explained:
"It's pretty much like the show, but you're reading it. It took me, like, three months just because we had the idea before I went to the season that's airing now and then I had to write it while [shooting the season]…I don't think it's fair [how people judge me], but then again, that's what you see on the show. But I'm not like that all the time … yeah on the show, of course [I'm a party girl], but I'm not like that all the time."
Course you're not! You're so much more!
Hell, you're a brand, sweetie! Ain't nothing wrong with that! We say forget the haters and enjoy the ride. Film three more seasons of Jersey Shore! Write two more novels! Do whatever makes your pickle-loving heart happy!