Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We pretty much knew a bunch of these to be true, but it's still pretty exciting!
Check out the HIGHlarious revelations (above)!
OR see the physical list…AFTER THE JUMP!
Oh man. This is going to be one hell of a season, we can already tell!
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