This is unsettling. This is creepy. This will keep us from watching The Bodyguard for the rest of our lives!
But if you close your eyes, you'd swear it was Whitney Houston singing I Will Always Love You underneath the witch doctor getup!
If you dare, let your eyes and ears be haunted by the sights and sounds of this Filipino boy competeing on Showtime, a Filipino game show. (above)
Make sure to stick around for the birthing scene! That's the kicker that will land your ass in therapy for MONTHS!