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Snooki's Book Is Stalling In Sales

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We never pictured her fans as the literary type!

Although Jersey Shore is getting HUGE ratings, Snooki's book, A Shore Thing, is not selling.

As of Monday morning, it was #591 on Amazon's sales chart.

Ouch! Poor thing. We bet a drink would make her feel better.

Shots. Shots. Shots.

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28 comments to “Snooki's Book Is Stalling In Sales”



  1. 1

    No way! Are you telling me Snooki fans don't like to READ? I'm so surprised! =O



  2. 2

    If she doesn't want to be referred to as 'Snooki' anymore, why does it say 'Snooki' in giant, white letters? haha



  3. 3

    what a tremendous waste of trees!



  4. 4

    I bet the Pitt-Jolie kids are Bieber fans.



  5. 5

    i never even knew snookie had a book. no wonder its not selling. no advertising means no sales. THINK ABOUT IT



  6. 6

    Hahahahahahahaha Man that's tough. What do you expect, no one wants to read about snooki. People just want to see her embarrass herself.



  7. 7

    Re: gerry in sf – Sorry this got posted on the wrong thread.



  8. 8

    Only an illiterate would be interested in this kind of shit, but then why buy it?



  9. 9

    why dnt u have any news on her supposed death by overdose??



  10. 10

    perez love why dont u have anything to say bout her supposed death?



  11. 11

    I actually was going to buy it but i ended up buying girl with dragon tattoo. I will get it now..poor snookie!! I love her



  12. 12

    Re: yofknnmamma – Because it was another stupid "hollywood death" rumor that even fatass perez saw through, dumb as he is. Anyone that falls for these dumb rumors is an idiot.



  13. 13

    And why are you so surprised?



  14. 14

    Re: Haileyx – Lmao, Cosgin. XDD



  15. 15

    I am going to buy her book. I love her!!!



  16. 16

    Do her fans know how to read? Should have been a picture book.



  17. 17

    i've got a table that wobbles, maybe i'll get one



  18. 18

    of course it's not going to sell! it's complete crap - or so i'm accurately assuming. why in the world does every reality star suddenly think they can write? maybe if the bookstores weren't so filled with this garbage, and publishers weren't so overwhelmed with weeding through shit, REAL people with ACTUAL talent and COLLEGE DEGREES could get a book published.
    mtv is really making me think i should of had a kid at 16, tan until i look like an oompa loompa and hang out at clubs with punctuation in the middle of the names, just so i can get a reality show and pay my bills. if amber portwood made over $200 g last year, i don't even want to think about what freakin' snooki and her slippers made. LET'S BE DRUNK AND BEAT PEOPLE UP!!!!! yaayy society.



  19. 19

    Do you know how the Amazon sales chart actually works? Because to be anything over 5000 means your book is selling, and not too badly. Being in the 500 range means her book isn't selling like something Dan Brown would write, but she is still selling a significant amount of copies and making money off her book. Perhaps you should look into how the rating scheme works next time.



  20. 20

    Re: swinter27 – LMAO, wait until they are in the dollar bin at Wally World. ;)



  21. 21

    I guess there's a glimmer of hope for America yet.



  22. 22

    Nothing says "bully" like encouraging an alcoholic to take shots.



  23. 23

    Considering the majority of the people who are actual fans of the show probably don't read, it seems a little lame for them to start writing books that don't have pictures involved.



  24. 24

    Thank the lord!!! Finally you idiots that watch this reality crap realize there reality is it sucks!!!



  25. 25

    Re: Samtra – Tards like you are what keep these useless examples of "Real American Society" on TV… The fact is I can count on one hand the number of people around my circle of friends and aquaintences that watch this crap and from what I hear everyday thre are less and less likers of these morons yet these publishing companies get into asking them to tell their story in a book?!!! Then you got people as "SMART" as yourself indicating we're all dumb cause we don't know how the book sales on Amazon work and how thigs are rated etc… Fact is it's as bs as the whole music industry with made up statistics… I can't name a person I know both younger or older than 30 that likes Kesha yet all I hear is her shit on the radio… So to better put your words into perspective, yes she's earning dollars on her book for sure… Likely at book signings to promote it so people, fans, can have a chance to meet her… But let's face it making a few bucks extra for an idiot that thinks she's famous when it's all on a short timer isn't a successful book writing is it?

  26. barb says – reply to this


    26

    It sold more than your book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  27. 27

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  28. 28

    I love Snooki and I love books…I'm an A+ student so I just use Jersey Shore as a get-away from hours of school work. Just chill out and watch the show, eat some ice cream. The point of the show is MINDLESS entertainment, and when you read you have to think more than when you watch TV. These guys are good for unwinding, but intellectual? Nope.