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Man Shoots Friend For Eating His Cake Without Asking!

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Well refrain from the obligatory 'let them eat cake' joke because this is actually pretty messed up, apart from its innate ridiculousness.

A Philadelphia man is on the run today after he reportedly shot and severely wounded his friend - and all over a piece of cake!

According to authorities, the two men were in a car together late Monday morning when the passenger began eating a piece of cake that belonged to the driver. The man became so furious that after a heated argument, he got out of his seat and shot his friend in the chest!

The investigator reveals:

"They weren't supposed to be sharing. One was eating the other's food, they got into an argument and 'Bang! Bang!'"

The victim, a 31-year-old, is hospitalized and in critical condition.

The driver has yet to be apprehended.

Holy shiz!

We know it's rude to take food without asking, but HELLO?! It's a lot more rude to shoot someone in the chest - and a lot more ILLEGAL!

We hope that this guy is caught quickly - if he's willing to fire a weapon over cake, we don't want to know what he's like when he's really upset!

[Image via AP Images.]

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20 comments to “Man Shoots Friend For Eating His Cake Without Asking!”

  1. 1

    lol, sounds like something I would do!

  2. 2

    was it entemanns or crispy creme?

  3. 3

    This is obviously over more than cake.

  4. 4

    Another of 1,000 reasons not to have guns handy. America, get a grip!

  5. 5

    The previous night, someone was shot over french fries. Gotta Love Philly !

  6. 6

    Bet it was chocolate.

  7. 7

    thats the ugliest cake I have ever seen. What the hell is it?

  8. 8

    Perez, the very first word is wrong! It's "we'll" not "well". Changes the entire context. What is up??? You need a proof reader STAT. It will help you big time!

  9. 9

    This is the dumbest thing I've heard in a while…serves you guys right for giving every halfwit with a licence access to firearms. Jesus fucking Christ.

  10. 10

    Another reason why Failadelphia sucks.

  11. 11

    But what kind of cake was it!?

  12. 12

    The liberals will probably blame Sarah Palin for this.

  13. 13

    where i live, a man stabbed his brother (both adults) in the hand with a kitchen knife over a hot pocket. no lie.

  14. 14

    that cake looks disgusting.

  15. 15

    I'd go all dingo on any one of ya'll for a piece of cake. Just saying…..

  16. 16

    *sighs* Perez, couldn't you have found a better piece of cake to put on there- you know, one that's actually worth shooting someone over?? Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that, anyway?! That Coca-Cola shit they have at Cracker Barrel?? Eww… Well, I'm sure as hell not gonna shoot anyone over that mess.

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  18. 18

    Re: Kiki1976 – wow not sure if i should laugh or cry at that comment

  19. 19

    Only in Philadelphia…betcha he was an obnoxious Phillies/Eagles fan. There has to be more idiots in Philadelphia than anywhere else in the world.

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