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Natalie Portman's Extended Golden Globe Acceptance Speech!

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We love when something as simple as this can elicit so many LOLz!

Check out the latest College Humor Original, featuring an 'extended version' of Natalie Portman's acceptance speech at the Golden Globe Awards (above)!

We're absolutely OBSESSED!

Julia Stiles' face gets us every time!

What do U think?? Which celebrity has YOUR favorite reaction??

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77 comments to “Natalie Portman's Extended Golden Globe Acceptance Speech!”



  1. 1

    Her laugh was so freaky. I am sorry, but it is true.



  2. 2

    Re: Mad Dog – first of all, she is not ugly and you are awful. second of all, she made that joke because he did in fact sleep with her…. they are engaged and she is pregnant with his child. you're an idiot.



  3. 3

    That's funny…I didn't see the Globes. I hope she wasn't laughing that long…lol



  4. 4

    lol steve buscemi is like WTF…



  5. 5

    freakin funny!! I played it 3 times and I'm still laughing. I can't believe that some people think this is real!! what a moron. LOL



  6. 6

    HÃHÃHÃ



  7. 7

    if eyes in thi odiens i mite brp myself i duno, if i were there i would compell myself to leave appropriatly, there's a professor at harvard he does this, it's impecable gregory peck



  8. 8

    BEST video ever jajajaja. Her speech was awful. But she's very pretty and talented, so the speech doesn't really matter



  9. 9

    Re: Mad Dog – ewww you're ugly. what are you anti-semitic?



  10. 10

    It's crazy to see ppl obsessed with her all a sudden she's been my fav cutie for a long time now lol.



  11. 11

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  12. 12

    That laugh can't be for real



  13. 13

    ooo duh of course the laugh isn't real lol I ws scared for a min didnt' realize ws edited

  14. Laura says – reply to this


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    Brendan Frasier! HAHAHHAHAHA



  15. 15

    Re: Mad Dog – How is she assuming everyone wants to sleep with her? She said that because of the fact that in real he did sleep with her and now she is pregnant. DUH.



  16. 16

    Hahahahaha Steve Buscemi is THE BEST. Priceless. Her speech was so awkward…I fastforwarded (DVR) after she started talking about her baby daddy.



  17. 17

    the spelling of was really a description by slavemasters



  18. 18

    Re: Mad Dog – Wtf are you talking about ?, she is gorgeous .Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johanson who are also Jewish are beautiful also, so watch what you say you clearly don't know shit. Your hatred disgusts me .



  19. 19

    It's free, dont worry. No additional charge whatsoever! Just watch it if you like it or not! Only for good positive thinkers, not recommended for bitter bashers! hahahahaha……



  20. 20

    ugh. Mario. You suck so hard!



  21. 21

    hehehe what a goof
    brendan fraser kills me hes so great



  22. 22

    maye hacking with so many sysops, simply means delay somebody inevitably switches it back



  23. 23

    Natalie is pretty. Lots of Jewish women are very pretty and I am one of them :) However, Natalie is CLASSLESS. To talk about hooking up with her babydaddy at the Globes is PATHETIC, not only b/c it's obvious she is only engaged b/c he knocked her up, but MAINLY b/c she STOLE him from his live in girlfriend. That's right, she pulled an Angelina Jolie but NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT. And you would think, this insensitive bitch could just shut up about it and quietly enjoy her stolen man….but no….she needs to flaunt him around like that. His poor ex who moved out of their shared place about 3 weeks before Nat introduced him to her inner circle as her boyfriend must be DEVASTATED and HUMILIATED. The least Natalie could do is be discreet about it. Instead she jokes about how he totally wanted to sleep with her.
    *
    Right honey. He wanted to sleep with your $$$$$$$$$$$$ and fame. Not with you. That marriage will end soon enough…if they even get married that is. I don't think they will. You can totally tell by his face that he's not that into her…it's more a business deal for him. He's beaming at his brilliant career move in getting with her. Who was he before he got with her? No one outside the ballet world knew of him. He's apparently known as the KFed of ballet. Natalie is an idiot. (And a heartless, insensitive bitch to parade him like that without concern for his grieving ex.)



  24. 24

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – They definently will get married, and then divorced, he will walk away with alot of cash.



  25. 25

    i love you man, memory wipe, men have broken the hearts and bodies of olivers everywhere it's thesaddest thing thats ever happened on earth



  26. 26

    BAHAHAHHA!!!. I watched this like 6X… Brendan Fraiser's the best. lol.



  27. 27

    oh snap I thought that was real at first. It was pretty funny.



  28. 28

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker
    Couldn't have possibly been said better. Bravo!



  29. 29

    Incredible performance, complete drivel from her brain on this though, shame.



  30. 30

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – Wow you really went at her but it true he's going to take her money. I can't believe she fell for that gold digger I thought she was smarter than this.



  31. 31

    Natalie is an extremely STUNNING woman. One of the most gorgeous woman on the planet.



  32. 32

    hahaha i like the guy who starts nodding like "yes natalie thats enough now" hahahaa



  33. 33

    not real, idiots! it's been edited to be "funny", which it's not, AT ALL. anyway, doesn't the Brendon Frasier clip look familiar? it's from last year. duh.



  34. 34

    at one point when they show darren aronofsky natalie is sitting right next to him



  35. 35

    i cannot stand this chick, if she always wants her private life so private why would she say that infront of the entire crowd? everybody was looking at her like she was a total idiot, even her fiancee. And she is NOT the "most" beautiful girl in the world, seriously I don't find her cute at all.



  36. 36

    Brendon Fraiser!!! I kinda wish he would've yelled out WHAMMY!



  37. 37

    I'm with you Perez. I laughed my ASS off! It should not be this funny, but it is!



  38. 38

    Nice of you to rehost their video to your site.



  39. 39

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker

    If she did indeed "steal" him from his girlfriend, who the fuck cares? Don't blame the girl, blame the guy who cheated. And even then, if he doesn't care enough for the girl he broke up with, doesn't she deserve the chance to move on to find someone better? And Natalie's a smart girl, do you really think she will marry him without a proper pre-nup? The girl is clearly not talking about it as much as you are so the only person who seems to care is you. Get over it, it's really none of your concern what goes on in other people's relationships.

    ANYWAY, I've seen this video about 5 times now. Makes me laugh every time. Definitely has the geekiest, awkward but cutest laugh ever.



  40. 40

    her laugh is a big turn off www.confessionsofatrustfundbaby.com



  41. 41

    Gah, what a stupid piece of crap this was.



  42. 42

    I want to start off by saying..THANK YOU!

    Thank you for confirming my thoughts all along….That all perez users are retarded dumb ass moronic idiots.

    That video is a fake and was meant to be a joke. If you couldn't tell that her laugh was copied and looped and shots from people with bad reactions from probably Ricky Gervais's jokes and put them in with her laugh. Then you're a complete idiot



  43. 43

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – Wow, you really put waaayy too much thought in that. The way you kept whining about his poor ex, like you're her. Just because someone did that to you and you still have some pent up issues about it doesn't mean you have to dump on a stand up gal like Natalie. I wish her nothing but happiness.



  44. 44

    That's evil we all know she didn't laugh that long



  45. 45

    what a sad little attempt at humor. and you say its from collegehumor website? sweetie, i dont think so. 3rd grade humor perhaps.



  46. 46

    This was funny until it got too long…the editing is terrible.



  47. 47

    Re: Mad Dog – I'm assuming you're just a troll because no intelligent person could misconstrue what she said as "assuming everyone wants to sleep with her." She's getting married to the guy (you know, ONE person) she's talking about.



  48. 48

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – You are weirdly invested in this relationship…



  49. 49

    That totally cracked me up - her laugh is awful.



  50. 50

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – yea you are insanely invested in this relationship…. calm down.

    Re: Mad Dog – You're a moron.

    I love Natalie Portman.



  51. 51

    Brendan Fraser's reaction was the best at the very end



  52. 52

    college humor has hits and misses….this was a miss. i also didnt see this was manipulated so for half the video i thought it was all real. at some point she sounds possessed omg.
    lol

    as for her stealing this guy from another woman……..YIKES!!! Tell us more bout this pereZZZ!!!! How come your fatass didnt know this?

    i actually hate how she has suddenly become a top actress when in reality shes been around for a long time….and if she stole another womans man then she is not the supposed good girl she pretends to be. homewrecker.



  53. 53

    Re: MJJ

    You know, brains and common sense don't always go together.



  54. 54

    WTF??? I hate her even more now. Even her boyfiend (or whoever he was), looked embarrassed.



  55. 55

    Re: everlastinglight – lol steve buscemi is like WTF…
    Lol, I know. His face is a picture.



  56. 56

    Totally?? Totally.

    (( pig snort)) GNAW !!!!!



  57. 57

    VIDEO NOT WORKING



  58. 58

    Brendan Fraser's reaction - luv it.
    I totally thought that video was real at first - either way disturbingly funny.



  59. 59

    some of these people think this is real? COLLEGE HUMOR people. this is HIGHlarious.



  60. 60

    Re: kitty9 – not real… it's extended. duh…



  61. 61

    Re: Manda756 – not evil… funny.

  62. mben says – reply to this


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    Re: Mad Dog
    what a lovely anti semetic comment!

  63. mben says – reply to this


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    Re: Laura

    Actually the part with brendan frasier was used from last years show. I remember they were making fun of him on the soup a while ago. but it fit in perfectly!



  64. 64

    she was so damned adorable i wanted to keep her as a pet.



  65. 65

    BRENDAN FRASIER! maybe he was blazed! he was the only one really laughing



  66. 66

    She was supposed to be smart (didn't she go to Harvard?) but not only does she steal away some marginally attractive nobody from his girlfriend, but the guy gets her pregnant, and now she will have to deal with this opportunist famewhore for the rest of her life. What a dumb, naive little girl.



  67. 67

    Re: PreTTy*n*PinK – I thought you said you weren't going to comment here anymore? hehe
    *
    This is Hilarious! x)~

    And…*

    *
    Re: Mad Dog – I have ALWAYS wanted to Fuck her. *Smiles* (: I Loveee that she did a lesbian scene, W00TW00T! :)



  68. 68

    That laugh = the female Seth Rogen! The speech was just dreadful and annoying, as was her dress! People are on her dick so much after Black Swan, even though she's just an OK actress at best. What's up with that? She is beautiful, that's all she has going for her. I hope No Strings Attached bombs hard.
    Sidenote: I was on the Vogue Espana website and there was a nice lil fashion music vid of her ex-boyfriend, the folk singer Devendra Banhart and his new girlfriend Rebecca Schwartz who is a doppelganger Natalie. It creeped me out, like he didn't move on from her and got himself a look-a-like.



  69. 69

    Don't really care about whether anyone thinks I'm a moron or overly invested or whatnot in Natalie's life. Don't care whether anyone thinks I'm the dumped ex who thought she was going to marry the dude that Natalie stole. Don't even care if people support Natalie for "going after what she wants".
    *
    Just care that it's OUT THERE and y'all know about it now. Natalie stole her pathetic opportunist man. And not only did she steal him, but she's bragging about how much he wanted to sleep with her at the Globes. Totally tacky.
    *
    He's the KFed of ballet and it didn't work for Britney….ain't gonna work for Natalie either. Just goes to show you, you can buy yourself a place at Harvard, but a white trash slut like Natalie is just as white trash of a slut as Britney Harvard degree or not. But I like Britney better!! :)



  70. 70

    I am ashamed to say this, but I laughed so hard I cried.. hahaa

    I think she just had a weird laugh cause she was nervous.



  71. 71

    G e n i u s.



  72. 72

    I love Brendon Frasier's response.



  73. 73

    Re: RachelLove – Cosign and why isn't she called a home wrecker/



  74. 74

    Re: Mad Dog – she was talking about her soon to be husband.. get over yourself.. you don't even have a photo..thats an awkward moment when ugly people call another person ugly



  75. 75

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – You know its kinda annoying when guys can talk about sex but girls can't? how is that classless..that whole night people were taking gabs i loved the GG this year…



  76. 76

    Re: RachelLove – dude it was edited.. they weren't actually staring at her like that!!! Actually people laughed at her joke. i can't believe people can't fathom something so simple. Its was meant for humor!!



  77. 77

    I love how women are always degraded and trashed but men are completely immune. How do you even know she is a home wrecking whore, really, you were there??! You were involved in that relationship?! So many people need to get lives of their own to worry about, it's so fucking sad and pathetic.

    She is smart and a great actress and do not judge someone's life choices if you are not them. I am cool with people critiquing acting ability, plastic surgery and stupid comments that celebs make but don't sit there and act like you know this girls private life.