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Snooki Has Some Pretty Big WTF News!

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Yes. This has actually happened.

Our most beloved Snooki Snickers recently took to Twitter to share some pretty INSANE news with the world.

Ahem.

She revealed:

OMG I'm a New York Times Best Selling Author!!! Thank you so much to my fans, family and everyone who made this possible! LOVE YOU ALL !!

Well OF COURSE you are, bb!

You are responsible for the first written masterpiece of our generation!

LOLz!

Oh boy. Sometimes, we just don't understand life.

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34 comments to “Snooki Has Some Pretty Big WTF News!”



  1. 1

    This country is going down the shitter.



  2. 2

    bitch don't hate. even snookie has more interesting things to say than you. she'll probably sell more pink flip flops than you too.



  3. 3

    I really believe you can buy your way onto the NY Times best seller list.
    I have seen so many sh!tty books on it I don't believe it anymore.
    Plus I think a lot of publishing houses buy up books to artificially make it seem like a book is selling well.
    The morons that watch her and the Jersey Shore don't read, they don't even know how to spell, so there is no way in hell they are buying books.



  4. 4

    For all my flaming, bitching and moaning about how shitty music, and the arts are, in general nowadays. How much I complain about people purchasing all this shit and calling it "fantastic". To all the fucking morons who think Kanye West is talented, or downloaded "Tardy for the Party". I rest my fucking case. Welcome to the new America. And it's people like Mario that contribute to this dumbing down of a nation. By promoting these idiots every chance they get so they can become rich (Perez makes about 2 million a month now of this crappy thing) by injecting this bullshit into those minds with an IQ of 90. I fucking salute you all.

    Hey, Bethanny Frankel, how important/well written do you think your book was now that this complete idiot made it on that now-respectless list?

    William Hung for Chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize for the arts.

    Keep it up America. Laugh all the way to your weekly paycheck that's spent 5 minutes before you cash it. L oh fucking L.



  5. 5

    There are REAL and crazily talented authors out there struggling to get published. It's sick how some of the greatest stories ever written will never see the light of day while there are trashy whores like this releasing ghost written crap and the general scummy public snap it out. sick. If you buy this book then you should probably kill yourself!



  6. 6

    I fear for my future when this is what the babies are looking up to..



  7. 7

    I am further embarrassed to have been born inn this country daily. Unacceptable. Bet hey, YOU "douchebags" made this slut famous! It's on your conscience, not mine!



  8. 8

    Re: Angus8 – Absolutely agreed. America has reached an all-time low with this…there is NO way in hell that many people but that whorish troll's book.



  9. 9

    Re: JosiePants – Honey, my humble opinion is not to have children at all in this shitty-ass world. They look up to Kardashians, Gosselins, and would die to be on "The Bachelor." I'm just glad they re-run the ORIGINAL "90210" episodes on Soapnet when I need a dose of fluff tv!



  10. 10

    Re: JoJoStar – I bet you got your GED in the mail and have the "Jersey Shore" calendar hanging in your car wash?



  11. 11

    OH PULEEEZ, THAT TITLE WILL DIE PRETTY FAST. JUST THE JERSEY SHORE IDIOTS WHO BUY IT TO LOOK AT THE PICTURES. DEF. NOT KINDLE WORTHY. SMFH.



  12. 12

    COMPLETE BULLSHIT AND FABRICATION!!!!!!!!! JUST CHECKED NYT BEST SELLERS LIST IN ALL CATEGORIES. THE TOP CATEGORIES GOES UP TO 35 TOP TITLES AND LISTS ARE UPDATED WEEKLY. SNOOKI'S TRASH MUST BE #36 CUZ THAT SHIT DONT EXIST. SHE'S LYING YET AGAIN. FAME WHORE NO TALENT.



  13. 13

    Sad and pathetic and also very embarrassing for our country. A loud mouth, ill behaved little girl who obviously does not own a mirror, is rewarded for all her bad behavior, fabulous.



  14. 14

    someone's jealous that his terrible book FLOPPED and snooki's is doing well.



  15. 15

    She looks cute in this picture, i.e. not orange.



  16. 16

    Re: mlizaa – It's not going down it is already down. I don't see how it could be any lower. It's lower than low. If anyone has anymore children they should be charged with child abuse for letting them be born in this country now. And that look on her face in this picture, I am not a violent person but I could just punch her in her face. She is one fugly, fat, short troll. She didn't write that book. She can't even read or speak correctly let alone write a sentence.



  17. 17

    being 1 of a couple thousand other authors, at this point, doesn't really mean anything any more.



  18. 18

    well we are only 21 days into the new year.. im sure she only made the list for the year 2011. so she shouldnt get to happy. her book will go right down the shitter in a couple of months



  19. 19

    It's official: we're DOOMED, there's no hope left for the world…



  20. 20

    Snooki really is the harbinger of doom isn't she? If you want to see the future of the world, just watch the movie Idiocracy and have yourself a nice glass of Brawndo. It's got electrolytes.



  21. 21

    I could careless with this chick. But hey either you hate her or like her. She still make big bucks for getting drunk on tv.



  22. 22

    And the downward spiral continues.



  23. 23

    this just makes me sad for our country



  24. 24

    What to expect from a country whose best sellers are Lauren Conrad and Snooki?



  25. 25

    Perez, did your book become a NY best seller???



  26. 26

    you know i could have sworn you said her shit was failing not to long ago -.- come on now get the facts..



  27. 27

    Problem is, it isn't true. She isn't on their list. The book is selling very poorly.



  28. 28

    i love snooki but WTF lol how did this happen? Perez probably feels so jealous that his book flopped



  29. 29

    yes, this is why I laugh when people recommend me a book and say 'it's a new york times bestseller' as a pitch. it means nothing. lauren conrad, hilary duff, this chick? all new york times bestsellers. means nothing.



  30. 30

    1 the people who bought this shit are brainless
    2 she can't even write
    3 her book is not even selling that much



  31. 31

    wow, are americans really that stupid? what is wrong with people these days? why in the world would anyone read nothing but a bunch of garbage? that's not a best seller at all. that's just a piece of trash just like her. she's nothing but a trashy whore who has absolutely no class at all. and she's fat as hell. well, i guess i could understand, america is getting more and more stupid everyday. obviously, they don't know what good books are these days. so sad….yeah, nicole. why don't you just keep eating your twinkies and shut the fuck up. those twinkies are doing your body good alright. you look hideous, so good job. you fat fake orange oompa loompa.



  32. 32

    Did Snooki actually sit down in front of a computer and type out each and every chapter? I highly doubt it. So yes her book is a best seller, but she is definitely not. Stick to drinking and smooshing sweatheart, that's what you're good at.

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    33

    If you understand the fat part of the curve + advertising, you'll understand this.



  34. 34

    If I took a dump on a couple of pieces of paper and started selling it as a book it would still be much better than anything this orange troll has to say. I can't believe people are actually buying that garbage!