Hey, Piers Morgan! We think we found your next guest!
Madonna's brother, Christopher Ciccone, doesn't know how to leave well enough alone. You see, he hasn't spoken to his famous sissie in three years, which was right around the time his tell-all book about her was released.
Still, the dude can't take a hint and now he is chatting up sources about how his sister creeps him out with her love of younger men. He explained:
"I guess if she continues to date all these much younger guys, it could start to look creepy. But I think that a lot of Madonna's emotional needs are met by taking care of her children; these boyfriends must really be like a kind of distraction for her. She certainly isn't following societal values, but then again my sister never has and probably never will either."
How's the view from that high horse you've put yourself on, BB?
We could argue every statement in that paragraph, but we won't waste our breath. We just have two words for Chris in closing:
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