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Peter Parker Jayden James Is Spider-Man!

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Watch yourself, Andrew Garfield! You’ve got some stiff competition!

Yesterday, little Jayden James Spears went out for some froyo dressed as the iconic super hero. But this was no laughing matter! Indeed, he had a goodwill mission to perform that was of vital importance.

It was Jayden’s job, with the help of his nanny, to run into Menchie’s Frozen Yogurt, nab some snacks and return to the car, where his mother, Britney Spears, was waiting and hiding from the paparazzi.

We’re happy to report that Jayden fearlessly faced the odds and completed his mission!

Such a good son!

P.S. - Tune in next week when our hero braves the treacherous jungle that is Starbucks for the good of his family!

[Image via GSI Media.]

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14 comments to “Peter Parker Jayden James Is Spider-Man!”



  1. 1

    TOO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!



  2. 2

    LOL nice reporting perez!
    I'm sure this little one is gonna be famous… and HUGE, I mean… he already is o.O. And Sean Preston is going to be jealous, all he tries is gonna end in FRUSTRATION, and finally he'll get into drugs.

    STORE THIS COMMENT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENDS IN SOME YEARS FROM NOW.



  3. 3

    Cute! But pretty sure his last name is Federline, not Spears.



  4. 4

    My son dressed in that exact same Spiderman costume when he was JJ's age and my son is also a JJ! He outgrew all the costumes by 6.



  5. 5

    i just realized that 'Jayden James' is also the name of a porn star



  6. 6

    She always him with her and not SP. Britney is a horrible mother. Who can forget when she almost dropped one of the kids? Or when one fell out of the high chair? Or when she locked on in the bathroom? She is about as mentally developed as they are.



  7. 7

    Re: pghamy – I was thinking the exact same thing. Unless K-Fed agreed to let the children have her last name.



  8. 8

    that little kid is fucking ugly. just like britney spears. lol

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    Re: white_is_ugly – just like your coon looking mother



  10. 10

    Re: Britney Spears is a Joke – You obviously have something against spears personally! I wish I was psychic and can read your mind because I don't understand how a person can hate someone that much when you don't even personally know them…



  11. 11

    How nice of her to feed him to the paparazzi while she waits in the car. Pretty lame on her part to be honest. Cute that she lets him dress like a normal kid though, kudos to her for not having her kids dressed up all the time like some celebrity parents. Before someone says I am hating on her or something, I love Britney and have rooted for the whole time she was a mess.



  12. 12

    Re: AshleyDuh

    obsessive-compulsive disorder, update their own experiences, childhood trauma and grief and transmutes on the image of Britney. Psiqcológico typical symptom of neurosis. What is the reason why this character takes to Britney as a matter of satisfaction from their impulses replacement trapped in his own self, given the inability to satisfy these drives through objects that are sure to surrogates, prohibited or repressed structurally? This is ascertained with psychoanalytic sessions. Still, I wonder how this character thinks he has a connection (which in fact is imaginary and lies in their fantasies) with the figure of Britney Spears, who is totally foreign to him.



  13. 13

    Re: Mushu Baby

    obsessive-compulsive disorder, update their own experiences, childhood trauma and grief and transmutes on the image of Britney. Psiqcológico typical symptom of neurosis. What is the reason why this character takes to Britney as a matter of satisfaction from their impulses replacement trapped in his own self, given the inability to satisfy these drives through objects that are sure to surrogates, prohibited or repressed structurally? This is ascertained with psychoanalytic sessions. Still, I wonder how this character thinks he has a connection (which in fact is imaginary and lies in their fantasies) with the figure of Britney Spears, who is totally foreign to him.



  14. 14

    Re: AshleyDuh
    sorry! my reply wasn't for you ;) lol