Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Uh-oh! Sounds like somebody's still bitter!
"We've said all we're going to say about the movie and the books. We've moved on from this discussion, and we think others have, too."
Meow! That's a little catty for an official statement, don't you think?
We'd think that Mark Zuckerberg would at least be a little bit excited for all of the accolades the flick has received! If anything, it's only made Facebook MORE popular!