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It's Like Being Stuck At The Bottom Layer Of Inception!

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There is absolutely nothing okay about this - like zero, zilch, nada - but yet somehow we still find ourselves strangely captivated!

Check out the latest batch of batshit crazy from the upcoming episode of Toddlers and Tiaras (above), in which parents (all of whom should probably be investigated by social services) prepare their poor little daughters for a Mardi Gras-themed pageant in Darien, GA!

Yeah, FYI, moms - letting your toddler knock back ten Pixy Stix is tantamount to giving a teenager about ten bumps of cocaine!

But whatever it takes to WIN, right?!

Sigh.

Whyyyyy can't we stop watching this?! Curse you, TLC!!

LOLz!

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36 comments to “It's Like Being Stuck At The Bottom Layer Of Inception!”



  1. 1

    oh my- this is freaking me out- scared me on so many levels- the little girl eating the pixie sticks is going to be as large as her mother in a few short years so guess she should make the most of her time- and that little little girl- someone needs to give her boundaries and fast….on the plus side, looks like MTV has their next batch of teen moms lined up



  2. 2

    Those mothers should be put in jail.



  3. 3

    Shouldn't these children be learning basic life skills like reading and writing or playing and having fun ? It's somehow not natural.



  4. 4

    DAMN HILLBILLIES…I can't believe that little girl's father had her shoot a turtle….Sarah Pain in the ass in the making.



  5. 5

    No surprise that the Moms are all overweight and ugly. They need to relive their childhoods through their children. Turning out fodder for perverts is no way to raise a child. What happens when they can no longer be bribed with Pixie Styx?



  6. 6

    My God, I totally agree with you Perez on all you said here



  7. 7

    ENOUGH WITH THE HOT IN CLEVELAND COMMERCIALS!!! I WILL NEVER WATCH THE SHOW NOW BECAUSE OF THE OVER EXPOSURE OF THE COMMERCIAL.



  8. 8

    Why don't you stop promoting this shiz then?



  9. 9

    …WOW. That girl is never comin out to her Momma. Ever



  10. 10

    I can't stop thinking of Jon Benet Ramsey…… creepy creepy parents that are 'whoring' their children out ….pedophilia 2011



  11. 11

    What the hell is wrong with these people? It goes to show that any 2 monkeys can have a baby, it takes actual skill and thought to be a parent. Teach your kids some manners, boundaries, and good nutritional habits so they don't have to be a gastric bypass patient by 12. Nobody likes a fat, rude, uneducated, loud mouth!!



  12. 12

    Actually it's been shown that Pixy Stix don't make children hyperactive, so you're basically wrong. It has tons of calories, but it will not give them a sugar high.



  13. 13

    Re: BooBoo99 – ON TARGET. Not surprising at all that they are overweight grossness.



  14. 14

    "PURPLES'S MY FAVORITE COLOR!!!!" lmao, that was funny. But I still despise this show and everything it represents…



  15. 15

    STOP POSTING THIS SHIT IF YOU THINK IT'S SO FUCKING WRONG ASSHOLE!



  16. 16

    the bigger woman looks like kate gosselin.. if she didn't get all that botox and stuff.

    srsly, this show is a trainwreck. HOW can you think experience will better your daughter. they all act so bratty..



  17. 17

    Free show for pedophiles!!



  18. 18

    who put "Chucky" in the pink dress??



  19. 19

    Why are the mothers always so fat and ugly?



  20. 20

    Notice this takes place in the South or w/Southerner's? That whole area and it's people are bat shit crazy!



  21. 21

    Bottom line all this mothers are fat hags and if there are men attending any of these events he needs to be registered on Megans Law or just a downright pervert. Why would any man want to look a child dressed like a hooker or even an adult. PERVERT TO THE 100TH POWER!!!!!!! These people piss me off and I wish them a major shitty life.



  22. 22

    omg this is so funny.



  23. 23

    If the judges knew she isnt cute as a button at all! lol like someone said, she is like Chucky in pink dress. I liked the one in sky blue dress, that ones face was funny and cute.
    Honestly, I dont see the children having a bad time, more like they seems to be having fun. If they hated it they would be crying or making a big fuzz. Children never hide their feelings… not when its about something they dont like.



  24. 24

    …Can't … Stop … watching … All those pretty colours :o



  25. 25

    I don't see any problem with it.
    My mother put me in pageants when I was small and I turned out fine (for the most part.)
    If I ever have girls I'll probably put them in pageants too.



  26. 26

    You just need to take one look at the mamma's to see what these kids are going to end up like! they should have thier own TV show "Ugly Pageant Mothers!"



  27. 27

    This is all so wrong in so many ways it's pitiful. The parents should be charged with child abuse. Not one of those little girls in this clip seem like normal little girls. That one needs a good ol' fashion disipline lesson. I would have her straightened out in a week. The law should ban these kind of things for such small children. There should be an age limit. No children under 12 or 13. And the judges, especially the men should be looked into. Don't they have anything better to do? Like golf or something.



  28. 28

    it could be worse.. the children could be in horrible foster care homes, being sexually abused, physically abused, starved and neglected. To say that CPS should step in over this.. is a bit extreme. I had a friend who did pagents and she grew up just fine… and yes her mother was a bit extreme…but it also does teach children to learn how to lose… which is no different then when they play sports…. believe it or not there are just as many pressure applying soccer moms, baseball dads and football dads as their are pagent moms… its just not played out on tv…



  29. 29

    Re: buggadaboo – child abuse? really? Do you see any one of these parents laying a hand on their children? If anything spending 10's of thousands of dollars to buy the best pagent gear for their children is a far cry from child abuse.. and if u actually watch the show.. ALL the children say they LOVEEE doing pagents… they may hate certain parts of the getting rdy.. but at the same time they love them.. i hate getting my cookah waxed, but i like the outcome.. so i deal with it and i definitely dont call mey asthetician a sexual abuser for the pain! lmao



  30. 30

    Re: MsJules – You're an adult, though. Forcing your kid to get waxed would be a different issue (the eyebrow video he posted earlier, not this one).



  31. 31

    Re: PosseUser – right.. Im aware…lol I was comparing the choices.. You'd have to watch the show to really understand what i mean.. the kids say things like.. "ugh I hate getting my eyebrows shaved (which i hear hurts more then waxing) but I dont want to have bushy eyebrows and it only hurts for a second and then I'm beautiful" so I mean I was just saying unless you really watch the show to see how the children really feel about the pagents its a big leap to call these mothers child abusers. I've seen episodes where the kids decide they are too tired to go on stage and their moms don't force them… sure they may be disappointed but they dont beat their kids or coerce them w/force to do this stuff.



  32. 32

    I have never seen a whole episode, but they make fun of this show on the Soup weekly. It appears to be the scariest show on tv. The parents are batshit crazy trailer trash with big dreams for their babies! Even if it mean making them look like a 4 year old hooker. The tanning, waxing, dressing in cone bras and 9lbs of makeup is so beyond disturbing. I hope when these girls are in their 20s someone does a follow up on their lives. I bet they end up just like their parents.



  33. 33

    This is some creepy shit



  34. 34

    Re: MsJules – There is something definetly wrong with you. No doubt about it.



  35. 35

    Re: buggadaboo – says the person with "Buggadaboo" as a username.. what a joke.



  36. 36

    Re: buggadaboo – Ps I've read comments from you before.. you NEVER have anything nice to say you always try to be funny.. and it just doesn't work for you- you're jokes are medicore at best. And the fact that all you can come up to respond with is "something is wrong with you" shows you lack the education and brains to come up with something that will completely shatter my arguement. Cheers to you for being another trite blog poster :)