And to think - all of this over effing cologne!
A bench warrant has been issued for the arrest of former American Idol contestant Chikezie Eze, after he failed to show up at a January 14th court hearing regarding his arrest last year, for - how could we forget? - attempting to buy cologne with a phony credit card!
As if this story can't get any more ridiculous, the judge who issued the warrant is none other than Lindsay Lohan's former BFF, Marsha Revel!
Uh-oh! This guy should NOT have messed with her!
We know all about her tolerance for bull shiz!
This ain't gonna be pretty! LOLz!
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