The coy couple is back!
Unfortunately, it doesn't look like they were too happy to be caught!
Just check out that hand sandwich!
Will they ever make it official?? Sigh.
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This sounds RIVETING! (Okay, not really.)
First on the list - learning to write a check.
Apparently, even though she has thousands of dollars at her disposal, Snooki has no idea how to distribute that money by means of a check. According to the rundown, she's never written one.
Let us set the scene for you:
Int. Bank Of New Jersey - Day
Snooki sits with her Papa across from a banking agent. For the first time in her life, she's opening her own checking account. This leaves us all to wonder where her $30K per episode paychecks from Jersey Shore have been going all this time. But we digress….
Papa Snooks and the agent explain to her how the funny little book filled with long, rectangular papers works. Snooki then looks at the banker and asks, "Do you have any blinged out checks?"
Oh, we should add that according to the rundown, Snooki ends up having trouble "adding and subtracting from the ledger."
Those boxes can be really small! Hard to see, even!
Besides, this is all a moot point. Doesn't she have an accountant? C'mon!
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