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Snooki & Jwoww Vs. Banking!

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This sounds RIVETING! (Okay, not really.)

Even though it's supposed to be a "reality" show, a rundown for Jwoww and Snooki's upcoming show has been uncovered, revealing all the shenanigans the girls will get into in their pilot episode.

First on the list - learning to write a check.

Apparently, even though she has thousands of dollars at her disposal, Snooki has no idea how to distribute that money by means of a check. According to the rundown, she's never written one.

Let us set the scene for you:

Int. Bank Of New Jersey - Day

Snooki sits with her Papa across from a banking agent. For the first time in her life, she's opening her own checking account. This leaves us all to wonder where her $30K per episode paychecks from Jersey Shore have been going all this time. But we digress….

Papa Snooks and the agent explain to her how the funny little book filled with long, rectangular papers works. Snooki then looks at the banker and asks, "Do you have any blinged out checks?"

End Scene

Incredible, right?

Oh, we should add that according to the rundown, Snooki ends up having trouble "adding and subtracting from the ledger."

Those boxes can be really small! Hard to see, even!

Besides, this is all a moot point. Doesn't she have an accountant? C'mon!

[Image via WENN.]

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15 comments to “Snooki & Jwoww Vs. Banking!”

  1. 1

    sounds like a knock off of that paris hilton/nicole richie show . remember when paris had "never heard of wallmart"

  2. 2

    Does any1 else think that jwoww and snooks would be perfect to fill the void that paris and nicole left by having them as the new "simple life"!!! it would be ratings gold!

  3. 3

    It's spelt CHEQUE

  4. 4

    This girl doesn't need a checking account…she needs a savings account cause she's sure as s-h-i-t gonna need it in the future when this fad ends.

  5. 5

    And this is a good thing to show the world just how stupid you are? Oh America, wake up. And she wrote a book. I don't think so. It's unreal that you ppl are falling for all this crap.

  6. 6

    Re: nanonano – the worst thing is paris was serious.

    and i think that her dad is in control of her money, because on the yesterdays episode of JS(when she brought the striper pole she said "is the name gonna appear on the bill b/c my dads gonna see it"

  7. 7

    Re: pie107 – You are absolutely right. I know the person who does the book keeping for them and all the bills for that idiot child used to go to mom and dad. She got was an monthly allowance paycheck which she would cash and carry around like monopoly money. Hard to tell what she spent it on, since she burned through her credit cards every day to the turn of $1000's

  8. 8

    Do you have an accountant, Perez? I remember reading your column at the end of 2007 where you said that you'd be shopping for your own home. Oh well, talk is cheap. Hope Babs didn't give up her job at the cigar factory.

  9. 9

    The "dumb" bit with Snooki is so unnecessary and is getting kind of old TBH…

  10. 10

    who writes checks anymore? LOL.. ugh I hateee when I get behind someone at the grocery store and they are writing a check it takes foreverrrr. The only checks i write are for rent.. everyone using debit or check cards now a days.

  11. 11

    Re: whatyousay – Umm not in the states.. its check or checks. LOL…

  12. 12

    Re: Novel1 – To the tune of thousands a day? are you her accountant.. how do you have all this insight into how much she spends a day.. stop making up "facts"

  13. 13

    Way to go Perez, once agian you show us all why you are a complete bottom feeder. In one story you manage to reveal that the show that you praise so highly is completely scripted and BS (no surprise to anyone). But you also endorse these pieces of human garbage for being total morons and wastes of life. Being a complete idiot incapable of carrying out the most basic daily tasks, and not having the math skills of a 10-year-old, are not desirable traits. If it were anyone else, you would bash them relentlessly.

  14. 14

    Who ARE these people and why would anybody care what they do? This is a non-story.

  15. 15

    LOL…. That night my friends smoked Wicked Spice (synthetic Pot) with her.

    Google Wicked Spice… tons of people are using the stuff.