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Snooki’s Book Officially Is A Dud

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Whomp, whomp!

Snooki’s book, A Shore Thing, hasn’t ended up being so for her publishers, at least when it comes to dollars and cents. Though our fave pint-sized guidette did a slew of promotion for the book, from TV interviews to book signinsg, her novel hasn’t sold as well as anyone would have liked.

With four weeks on the shelves, the book has only managed to sell 8,998 copies.

Ouch! That’s bad, considering that the Kardashians were able to hock their autobiography for the same price and have sold 109,500 copies since November.

Still, Snook’s poised to do better than her costar The Situation. His book has been on the shelves since the beginning of November and he’s only sold 12,000 copies. Plus, at least Snooks can say she’s a New York Times best-selling author. Maybe next time it would be more profitable if you write an actually autobiography instead of masking it as a novel. Well, more profitable for your publishers anyway.

Take heed, Jwoww. When your book comes out next month, these are the numbers you’ll most likely be pulling in.

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50 comments to “Snooki’s Book Officially Is A Dud”



  1. 1

    Do you mean the 'whore in a garbage can" can't write????
    Hahahahahahaha!



  2. 2

    This only shows that 8,998 people are idiots.



  3. 3

    Why the heck would anyone want to read a book "written" by any of these reality twats?



  4. 4

    Anyone that watches that show, or would buy that book has something seriously wrong with them.

    But I bet her book has already outsold both of your books fatty.



  5. 5

    Wow i can't believe that many people bought it!!!



  6. 6

    Wait, Isn't she your beloved "Snooki Snickers"? Are you off the bandwagon now cause her book didn't do well?..



  7. 7

    That trash was on the New York Times best seller? wow…. I am going to need dates and proof of that one

  8. Laury says – reply to this


    8

    These idiots are becoming victims of their ego. Because they're famous, they think people will buy anything they're trying to sell. Watching them make fools of themselves on TV is amusing, but the thing is, their personalities just aren't interesting enough to make them bona fide, multidimensional stars.



  9. 9

    i bought it, doesnt mean im dumb…i like the show cuz theyre pretty funny sometimes, and the fights are interesting, and some of the guys look pretty damn good…i love snooki she seems like a sweetheart so i bought the book because i love her



  10. 10

    Ha Ha Ha. You mean people don't want to read the drunken scribblings of a functionally retarded* reality "star." Color me shocked…

    *no offense to retarded people



  11. 11

    Does anyone ACTUALLY think that this was going to be a hit???!!!

    Seriously people



  12. 12

    That shows you that there were thousands of idiots out there that will buy anything.



  13. 13

    Wasn't it a few days ago you said she was on the NY Times Bestseller list?



  14. 14

    HA and she said she was a best seller poor girl, she deserves it I have no idea why she is famous instead of people who actuaclly have talent, go away snooki



  15. 15

    SHOCKING!!! You are the only person alive that is suprised by this. Idiot.



  16. 16

    How can she be on the NYT bestseller lists for selling only 9K copies? Doesn't really say much about the NYT



  17. 17

    WHAAAAAAAAAAA



  18. 18

    I wouldn't wipe my ass with her book… but I would use her face for that.



  19. 19

    Re: fairypwr4life – it hit #24 last week and has since fallen of completely…initial sales from morons.



  20. 20

    the only way Jbowow is going to sell any copies is if she shows pictures of her tits. and even then it wont be a block buster.

  21. auds says – reply to this


    21

    I can't believe 9000 people were stupid enough to buy that crap!! Can't wait until this chicks 15 mins of fame are uuuuup.



  22. 22

    Re: Ivybby – Hell Yeah!



  23. 23

    Probably because the only fans she has are a bunch of neanderthals who can't read!



  24. 24

    so her book sucks, no one bought it, tell me, wtf does it take to be NYT best seller? NYT is fuckin meritless.



  25. 25

    You really need to hire me as a proofreader, as there are a shit tons of typos in this post.



  26. 26

    I am confused.. Isn't this the book that perez poster earlier saying was the New York Times Bestseller?? Or was he talking about something else?

  27. YUCK says – reply to this


    27

    who would buy a book from an illiterate? who is the idiot publishing company that would do this. LAME, they should be fired or disbanded.



  28. 28

    Re: tarynlove – Nah you're dumb.



  29. 29

    Re: LizardKinG – what only matters are the top 10…. so #24 is crap. Thank you for letting me know



  30. 30

    Most of their fans can't read, and the ones that can… Well that's the most intellectual they can get.



  31. 31

    Re: tarynlove – dumb bitch



  32. 32

    Because anyone with enough brains & time to read a novel IS NOT going to waste either of the two on a book by snooki (that she couldnt' even write on her own)



  33. 33

    Lol, I can't believe that many people would actually buy that. Ew. I can't even imagine how horrible that book is.



  34. 34

    What exactly were you expecting when you picked up the book? Were you thinking there was some sort of hidden talent that wsn't on the show that may have been stashed away in the book? Cheers to rediculous optimism.



  35. 35

    Re: tarynlove – You bought the book, but did you actually read it? Being a fan doesn't mean you have to throw your money away.



  36. 36

    I bet most of her fans don't even like (or even know) how to read anyway so surprising? Lol, nope!



  37. 37

    i read it!! granted the book is a trashy read…. it was entertaining on a snowy day! buy it!



  38. 38

    also idk why all u people are such HATERS…. shes gotta get money someway… shes famous for WHATEVER reason… calling her an idiot isnt going to make u any smarter. The girl is just trying to get money the best way she knows how…. leave her alone… and buying her book doesnt make me dumb or an idiot, if you all are so incredibly intelligent and STUCK UP… WHY ARE YOU ON PEREZ HILTON reading about celebrity gossip. Just stop the hate and let the girl live her life. and uhmm @sensfan999, calling Perez fat LOL…. your the one who registered to his website! im sure he thanks you for helping him make money!

  39. cdv says – reply to this


    39

    Re: Mother B

    HAHA was gonna say the same thing. Amazing that he makes money off of this.



  40. 40

    Re: tarynlove – you do realise these 'reality' shows are all scripted right?



  41. 41

    make it 8999 cuz i will be buying whenever i get the chance 2



  42. 42

    Did she think that these kids that watch their show can actually read? A BOOK? Not likely.

  43. 7tizz says – reply to this


    43

    Not her fault - her fans can't read.



  44. 44

    Why would anyone who watches Jersey Shore be interested in reading a book? Or even be capable of reading a book?

    And more to the point, are we supposed to believe that Snooki and the Situation have actually written a book? What is the world coming to?



  45. 45

    Re: The Dude! – Why not dude she likes to get sh$t faced…

  46. Sanz says – reply to this


    46

    The only reason Fartdashians sold 110k books is cause their mommy bought all the copies in secret.



  47. 47

    Re: sensfan999 – funny you bring that up, I was at a book store (BIG CHAIN) on Sunday and saw Perez's newest book ON SALE for $3.99, and as if that isnt bad enough, it was buy one get one free, it was the cheapest in the bin and there was also numerous copies, meaning you cant even GIVE this book away! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



  48. 48

    ok come on seriously….. how the hell are you going to generally say all her fans cant read…. i love this bitch and i can read.



  49. 49

    i remain hopeful that not every young person in America is as monumentally dumb as Snooki. The fact that she didn't even recognize her own senator is truly appalling, as well. Of course, whatever it is she's doing, she's laughing all the way to the bank.



  50. 50

    Re: meridithm822 – Making more money? She is ALREADY worth millions from that horrible TV show, and if that wasn't enough, she had to write a book. Yeah. And by her actions, you don't have to be a genius to see that she's stupid