Woman Uses Dildo To Defend Herself From Police Officer!

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Dildo attack

Carolee Bildsten, a woman who was charged with aggravated assault against a Gurnee, Illinois police officer for attacking him with a ~~dildo~~ "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" last November, says it was self-defense!

Apparently, the woman was driven home from a restaurant by the police officer to grab cash to settle her bill.

He accompanied her inside and she told the officer the money was in her sock drawer, reached in for cash, but pulled out her vajayjay ram rod and "held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner."

LOLz!

Wow!

Now she is saying she was "startled" by the officer because she was unaware he had followed her into her room and had recently read an article about a Gurnee police officer who was convicted of sexual assault.

Or maybe she was crazzzyyy drunk! Did we mention the officer found her lying on the ground outside of the restaurant to begin with?

When asked why she chose the "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" to defend herself with, she answered:

"The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo."

So much more we could say, but we'll leave it up to U!

Thoughts???

Tags: assault, attack, drunk, police, sex, sexual assault

Posted: Jan 28, 2011 at 9:40 am / Email this »

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15 comments to “Woman Uses Dildo To Defend Herself From Police Officer!”

Blunt says – reply to this

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Had to be a white person smh
xcalibur says – reply to this

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YAAAWN, SOUNDS LIKE A PEREZ FAT BOY TACTIC.
mer908 says – reply to this

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i love everything about this story
iloverickymartin says – reply to this

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I don't think we are getting the whole story here.
Laura says – reply to this

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yo, those were legit fears she had. the cop arrested her for that shit?
eat_shit_bebe says – reply to this

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I like her shirt.
KEEFER says – reply to this

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is that kate moss ?
ChicagoJoe says – reply to this

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Yeah. There are some facts missing in this story. For one, the woman was indeed a little tipsy, but that's not why she was followed home. She only lived a short walk from the restaurant. She fell on ice (we have ice in Chicago Perez) and was found by the officer. He was supposed to have waited for her to get her money but startled her in her own bedroom. He had no business being in her home to begin with. The woman grabbed for the first thing she could get her hands on.
MsJules says – reply to this

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LOL this is hilarious.. almost as hilarious as the fact shes wearing a sports mom shirt in her mug shot…. however I do agree with the other readers.. there seems to be a lot of details missing.
Janeil Mann says – reply to this

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Holy crap. This is great.
MarcC says – reply to this

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THIS IS OLD NEWS PEREZ. I JUST GOOGLED THE ARTICLE ABOUT THIS AND THIS INCIDENT HAPPENED ON NOVEMBER 10TH,2010 !
AnnArborBabe says – reply to this

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why does it have to be a "female" pleasure device
ameriie says – reply to this

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lmfao ! @ "stop or i'll pleasure myself" priceless lmfao
Quichie says – reply to this

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Re: AnnArborBabe –

Perez says it happened in Nov. The lady is now saying it was self defense. READ.
poorlittlerichiegirl says – reply to this

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feminine? i'd beg to differ, i am sure many men use that too lol