This is so sad.
Good lord! How many effing people are they trying to squeeze into this mess?!
Just in case the list wasn't already long enough, three more have joined the ranks of the still-assembling army of actors that director Garry Marshall has enlisted for his upcoming sequel to Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve: Alyssa Milano, Sienna Miller, and Katherine Heigl!
According to sources, Katherine is expected to replace Halle Berry (who had to drop out because she got too busy attempting to ruin her baby daddy's reputation) in the role of a caterer forced to work a job on December 31st that her former rock star boyfriend (Jon Bon Jovi) is attending.
Alyssa is set to play a nurse taking care of an elderly man (Robert De Niro), and no word yet on what kind of role Sienna will be taking on - but we bet that it will be something as equally warm and cutesy as the others!
So yeah…there's that.
But don't worry! We anticipate at least 13 more cast additions any day now! Which will probably even out eventually to every character in this getting about 13 seconds of screen time each!
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