That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
We didn't think South Beach could get any hotter - until now!
If Alex Pettyfer is really engaged to Dianna Agron like sources are saying, then he decided to celebrate hardcore this week in Miami. The I Am Number Four star was spotted out with friends, doing a little shopping, catching a bite to eat and, oh yeah, hitting up a strip joint!
But not just any strip joint, mind you - Club Madonna! Don't you just lurve the name? The gentlemen's club is billed as "simply sinful" with "the hottest girls in town." Seeing as he already has one of the hottest girls in Hollywood, we don't see why he would want to look at anyone else…unless this was an impromptu bachelor party!
Ah! OMG, we hope not! You're not even old enough to buy the champagne for a wedding toast! You shouldn't be getting married.
There, we've said. Now, we'll back off and just stare at you for it bit. Don't mind us.
If you'd like to join us, check out the gallery (below) of Alex gallivanting through Miami!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]