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Hey, Eva Longoria! Pauly D Wants YOU!

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Out of all of them, he'd actually probably have the best shot!

Now that Eva Longoria has officially divorced Tony Parker, there is one guido in particular who wants the actress to know that he's waiting patiently in the wings for her - DJ Pauly D!

He claims:

"Eva Longoria would benefit from a night out at Karma with me, I'd make sure she had a good time, and try to get her to move out to Jersey."

Oh man! LOLz!

Well…stranger things certainly have happened!

And to be fair, out of the entire Jersey Shore cast, we'd say that Pauly always comes off as the most genuine, nice, and eff-loads of fun!

Maybe he's exactly what Eva needs after all of this divorce drama!

Get that hair poufed up, gurl, and go get yourself a taste of Seaside Heights!

Thoughts??

[Images via WENN.]

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13 comments to “Hey, Eva Longoria! Pauly D Wants YOU!”



  1. 1

    yawns



  2. 2

    He sure thinks highly of himself…I can see Eva going eeeeewwwww!!!



  3. 3

    He looks old when he smiles.



  4. 4

    She is closer to his age than most of those other girls he sleeps with.



  5. 5

    Yeah, not going to happen.



  6. 6

    another dilusional jersey shore cast member. they all range from low class to no class



  7. 7

    haha like eva is gonna fall in love with someone so ugly like pauly d. he's hideous



  8. 8

    seriously, what's the appeal to these guys, he's not attractive at all and that hair is fucking retarded.



  9. 9

    lmao



  10. 10

    She's been through enough already.



  11. 11

    I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER GO OUT WITH HIM! LOL



  12. 12

    ONCE U GO BLACK U NEVER GO BACK!!!!



  13. 13

    But Pauly - you are a grenade!
    You know how that goes!
    Why would Eva want to go out with a grenade??