Out of all of them, he'd actually probably have the best shot!
"Eva Longoria would benefit from a night out at Karma with me, I'd make sure she had a good time, and try to get her to move out to Jersey."
Oh man! LOLz!
Well…stranger things certainly have happened!
And to be fair, out of the entire Jersey Shore cast, we'd say that Pauly always comes off as the most genuine, nice, and eff-loads of fun!
Maybe he's exactly what Eva needs after all of this divorce drama!
Get that hair poufed up, gurl, and go get yourself a taste of Seaside Heights!
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