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Gossip Girl Gets Killer!

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You know, we don't really watch the show very often, but we'll admit, when we do watch, there is always one question that crosses our minds:

Why aren't Blair and Serena gutting the rest of the cast and killing half of New York City?!

We kid, we kid. We would never want to see them get blood on their new Gucci bag or their seksi Louboutins, but Gossip Girl creator, Cecily von Ziegesar, has decided she does. The author of the original 13 novels has announced she is releasing a 14th book entitled Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer, in which Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen become "trendsetting serial killers."

Because what's the point of killing the masses if you don't look good while doing it!

The story's actually a reimagining of her original 2002 novel in which the GG heroines find themselves rich, beautiful and bored, so they go crazy and start killing people in the name of healthy competition. This might sound like a reach from what Cecily normally does, but this whole thing was completely her idea. She explains to sources:

“I have a sort of evil sense of humor and I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to do a dark comedy—darker than the comedy that is already in Gossip Girl novels…New characters are brought in for the sake of dying. I did want this novel to be original, though it’s funny in that the first novel was very loosely based on The Age of Innocence, so in a way this is a mashup of a mashup.”

Why stop there? Why not make it a mashup of a mashup of a mashup! Maybe they could all come back as zombies alla Pride And Prejudice And Zoombies! The skies the limit, Cecily! Manhattan's Upper Eastside elite is yours to command and control!

We'd read this, but we'd much rather WATCH it! Maybe if the book sells well, the show will follow suit! Omg! That would be so rad! But who would get the honor of doing in Little J?! Ha!

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6 comments to “Gossip Girl Gets Killer!”

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    And we find out that this is a croc in three… two…

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    Blatant rip off of Bret Easton Ellis's American Psycho.

  4. 4

    Re: TheGenYgirl – Damn it, you beat me to it! Looks like poor Cecily's little Upper East Side mind ran out of ideas (well, idea) and now she's officially on the prowl for material to steal from.

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    Re: BELLA blue – I'm sorry to say… but do some research and you'll see that it has pretty high and steady ratings.. so somebodies watching it.

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    and i think moving this show towards them being killers is not a good direction… SERIAL KILLING? I mean maybe accidentally killing someone for a plot twist.. but serial killing seems off the mark.