Heeeey, you've reached Charlie. I can't talk right now - but if you leave a message I'll try to get back to you in 70 to life!
Real life villain Charles Manson has been caught with a smuggled cell phone for the second time.
A spokeswoman for Corcoran State Prison says Manson had been calling and texting people in California, Florida, New Jersey and British Columbia. He had missed calls from Arkansas, Indiana and Massachusetts.
Corcoran's peeps couldn't say who he'd been calling this time, nor how he got the phone.
only good news is after a disciplinary hearing Manson could lose early release credits.
We don't know what's crazier - that Manson, who's been in the pen since 72 could get a cell phone, or that he knew how to use one! Can he teach our grandmas?
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