Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Oh, that Snooki Snickers! What on Earth are we going to do with you, bb?
The pint-sized guidette made an appearance at the Washington Auto Show for some bizarre reason, and when she was asked if she thought President Barack Obama or his predesseor, George W. Bush, was cuter, she responded:
"I thought George Bush was pretty cute…for an old man."
Ha! We're so thrilled to hear that our beloved guidette is not only a master of the written word and an engaging and thought-provoking television personality, but also an enthused supporter of politics!
It's so important to be well-rounded!
Don't you ever stop being you, gurl!
[Images via WENN.]