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Back To School For Spencer Pratt!

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Oh, these two! Is it bad that we sort of find this charming?!

LOLz!

Spencer Pratt has made no secret of his dream to join the FBI, but it sounds as though he's actually doing everything in his power to actually achieve it - because he's announced that he's given up reality television, and has re-enrolled at USC to finish his college degree!

He explains:

"I want to be an FBI agent, or work in homeland security or intelligence. What really made me decide to do it, was those ads that pop up every time you sign onto the computer that say, 'Do you want to work for the FBI, all you need is a college degree.' I was like, I don't have that. I came so close to getting my degree, that I can't believe I didn't finish. It's going to be really weird to be at school again. I know it will be hard to blend in. Just going to the college store with Heidi (Montag) to get my books for summer school was a challenge. I am ready to get my degree, I've given up reality TV, and I would love to be an FBI agent. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to work for the government, so I've wanted to be an FBI agent for like 20 years, it's an honorable job. Heidi is going to come to all my classes with me because she doesn't want any funny business. I was diagnosed with ADHD, and if I sign up early, I can take tests separately and be given more time. But in class, Heidi will take my notes for me because of my ADHD. I am finishing my two General Education science classes and Spanish and a writing class and I'll get my degree. We are so excited to learn Spanish together so I can speak to the chef at my favorite restaurant."

Ha! Well, it certainly sounds as though you're on your way, bb!

But doesn't Heidi want to get her own degree, too? Seems like a lot of class time and hard work - and with nothing to show for it at the end of the day!

Either way - we're just glad you two have found interests beyond seeking publicity The Hills!

Keep up the good work!

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33 comments to “Back To School For Spencer Pratt!”



  1. 1

    Let's give a guy with a short fuse a gun and some authority.



  2. 2

    BARF. But this is better than him trying so hard to be famous. What the fuck is Heidi going to do though?

  3. TS65 says – reply to this


    3

    Good lord, what a scary thought. If they guy can't figure out through a little research (i.e., google) that they make tools designed for those with ADHD/ADD (recording pens, text to audio software, etc), he has no business being in intelligence.

    As for Heidi going to class with him - get your own life woman!

  4. Nix says – reply to this


    4

    Good luck with the psych test.



  5. 5

    RIGHT…Wants to be in the FBI! More like the FBI is watching HIM cause this dude is insane!! Go away Spencer and Heidi!!!

  6. rcs says – reply to this


    6

    Spencer kind of like MiLo; forever more his hurdles and achievements will be revealed in press releases. This will not make for a good FBI agent. Sorry.



  7. 7

    Sounds like he is pitching a reality show.



  8. 8

    Anybody who can't figure out how to take their own notes should not be in the FBI. Just sayin'.



  9. 9

    That's not true… in addition to a degree, you also need to have not smoked pot or done other illegal drugs within the past 10 years. He fails their first test. Idiot.



  10. 10

    He has to have someone go with him and take notes for him just because he has ADHD? Big freaking deal! I was diagnosed with ADD and ADHD when I was eight and still managed to graduate from high school and earn a bachelor's degree without anyone taking notes for me. Please. He just wants to get attention by bringing Heidi to class.



  11. 11

    Too bad the FBI doesn't hire batshit insane fame whores or he'd be a shoe in.



  12. 12

    Re: cheesecake – awesome! lol



  13. 13

    …and here I was thinking USC was a good school. What were those admissions reps thinking?



  14. 14

    adhd and can't take his own notes, perfect for the FBI



  15. 15

    Tape the classes and leave the wife at home, you twit!



  16. 16

    Just more proof of the control he has over this bimbo.. come take all my notes you moron so we can go undercovers while you suck on my gun.



  17. 17

    He's talking Female Body Inspector right.



  18. 18

    You're absolutely joking right? I can't. No words.



  19. 19

    What a tool! Just another attempt to remain in the news, and of course Perez bought into it! Let this guy and his overstretched tartlet fade back into obscurity.



  20. 20

    Smells like another reality show to me. Take your own dam notes, idiot!



  21. 21

    I was diagnosed with ADD with a severe learning diability in Math at the age of 12. I was able to complete my education with an AS degree. No Bachelors for me as my math disability hinders that.

    Anyways, just wondering if this guy has heard of medication for his ADHD. There are certain ways of learning i.e. flash cards. I wonder if USC has a DSP&S office so Spencer can take his tests in a distraction free room.



  22. 22

    Pretty sure if you cannot take your own notes - because of ADHD (LOL) - then you're not going to be Homeland Security or FBI material. I mean, come on! He's just looking for a captive audience, literally



  23. 23

    he needs a keeper because he is an idiot



  24. 24

    Ummmm: 1) I go to USC and their summer schedule is not up until late March/early April… and its not like you can waltz into registrar requesting an early schedule….2) the summer books aren't in the book store until may, so I dunno WHAT he was shopping for 3) 4 classes… in a summer? a summer session is a MONTH, and 1 class is pushing it 5) GE classes are rarely offered in the summer….. more so the science ones…. so… he's a media whore yet again.



  25. 25

    Spencer is a homeland security threat.



  26. 26

    And is Heidi gonna fill out your FBI resume, and dress you in FBI undercover gear? Is Heidi gonna tail you, tailing the bad guys because she doesn't want
    any funny business? When the FBI sees the old pics of you in your camo
    holding crystals you'll be a shoe in.

    I believe he is back to his old attention seeking ways and this will never pan out!



  27. 27

    im proud of them both for coming to their senses… im seeing him thru new eyes less of a pratt more a decent guy with an idea that hes planning on carrying out…scary but hell do it step by step well done ..



  28. 28

    doesnt he mean "reality TV has given up on him."
    pathetic…STOP covering these two…its so yesterdays news.



  29. 29

    Heidi is coming to all your classes with you? That is about the saddest thing I've ever heard. Woman needs a life! And Spencer needs a brain and a job. His 15 minutes were up quite a while ago. I doubt anyone would hire his dumb, self-absorbed ass to be a mall security guard, much less an FBI agent. What a tool. I doubt he even really got accepted to USC.



  30. 30

    Sooooo even though he sucks he's a public figure and somewhat know and I don't think field agent is possible. And most importantly, he'd fail the psych eval :-) Oh, and who would give this nut a real fucking job??



  31. 31

    What college professor would allow a non-enrolled individual in a class to take notes for one of his students? Answer: None.

    And, yeah, if you can't take your own class notes or need your wife to protect you from "funny business" in a university classroom, that pretty much disqualifies you from FBI service … and functional adulthood.



  32. 32

    Spencer Pratt an FBI Agent or working for Homeland Security?

    One of the funniest and scariest things I've heard!

  33. @v@ says – reply to this


    33

    Go get 'em, Spencer.