We think this guy's been hitting his seedling a bit too hard.
Take a listen to this 911 call placed by Robert J. Michelson of CT. (above)
Robbie was sitting home last night, watching his marijuana garden go, when he suddenly realized he might get in trouble for having this much weed in his house. He decided it was a good idea to find out how much weed was illegal to have in his possession. So he
checked the Internet went to the library asked God for a sign called 911 to ask the dispatcher if he was a criminal or not. After politely informing him that he was, police arrived at his house and arrested him for illegal cultivation, possession and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Moral of the story kids - Drugs make you a GENIUS! Ha!