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Vintage Russell Brand!

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Yes, that's him! Mr. Katy Perry himself!

We almost didn't recognize him at first ourselves, but that is indeed Russell Brand in his teens. His eyes are what give him away - very distinct!

Someone was a huge fan of Vanilla Ice back in the day, weren't they?! Ha!

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69 comments to “Vintage Russell Brand!”



  1. 1

    yuck!



  2. 2

    Really?! Well, we all go through that stage. He's down right sexy now!



  3. 3

    ahahaha Brand was a fat kid!



  4. 4

    this picture has been about for aaaaaaaaaaaages. everyone knows he was a fat kid.



  5. 5

    No fucking way! He's WAY hotter now! He was ugly back then. He's sexy now.



  6. 6

    He was a fatty? no way.



  7. 7

    Someone learned to lay off the sweets.



  8. 8

    Wow, slow news day much?



  9. 9

    that's a pompadour not a flattop

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    10

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???????????!!!!!!!!!!



  11. 11

    You are kiddin, right?



  12. 12

    SAW THIS YEARS AGO - yano when you had no idea who he was perez, yeah, get with it your boring me.



  13. 13

    GASTRIC BYPASSING OR DRUGS PASSING BY???



  14. 14

    HOLY SHIT!! i saw that and dropped my sandwich all over my lap lololololol



  15. 15

    So the eating disorder must have been after this, right???



  16. 16

    I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE LOOKED LIKE HE NEEDED TO EAT A MEAL BUT NOW I SEE HE HAS AN EATING DISORDER BECAUSE HE WAS A FAT KID.



  17. 17

    Drugs do change people.



  18. 18

    His big ugly malformed Frankenstein face of today was just fatter and younger back then.



  19. 19

    That's like, totally WOW!



  20. 20

    am i the only one that thinks he looks like buzz from home alone??



  21. 21

    Well he kinda looks better with some meat on his bones he is too skinny right now and he looks sickly..He prob did or does have an eating disorder hes ugly now I like guys that look like they actually eat something each day..lol.



  22. 22

    His mother was sick with different forms of cancer (uterine & breast cancer) when he was a little boy. His parents divorced when he was less than a year old. His mother struggled with her health. Russell was 7 or 8 when he was sexually abused. By the time he was 14, he was bulimic. Poor Kid. He had it rough growing up.



  23. 23

    eww



  24. 24

    NO FUCKING WAY!! no wonder he is a twig now



  25. 25

    i can tell that he was a fan of vanilla ice…CREAM!
    fatty or not, he always were a sweet and nice guy (i've been told), and i think he is one of the most cool dudes in england…



  26. 26

    and i thought he looked bad now… but really, i like him, and i find him extremely entertaining. everybody has a pic of them they wish would go away( or a few of them), and we all did not have our shit together when we were young



  27. 27

    i thought it was Ricky Martin for a second. i mean that look…. i think now he just needs to learn how to shave and stop his fear of entering a hair salon. lol



  28. 28

    Re: iloverickymartin – I had no idea he had it so bad so young. Thanks for the info.



  29. 29

    lol I can't believe that he was ugli-ER than :)



  30. 30

    Perez you loser - this photo was in Brand's first book from years ago



  31. 31

    Emphasis on "huge."



  32. 32

    Russell Brand, Ryan Seacrest and Jerry O'Connell prove there is hope for fat kids everywhere.



  33. 33

    He gets made fun of for being skinny now and as a kid he ws made fun of for being fat. Life is grand!



  34. 34

    Re: BeautifulDisaster311 – Why u always such a bitch? Cmere hunni let me finger fuck the stress out of ya!



  35. 35

    Re: iloverickymartin – Wow that is truly an eye opener. I see him in a different light now. Thanks for the info.



  36. 36

    NO WONDER HE BECAME A "SEX-MANIAC



  37. 37

    Seriously? Omg… that looks almost nothing like him. I would have never guessed that was him lol.



  38. 38

    Re: iloverickymartin – Did you read his book "My Booky Wook"? He actually has this picture (among many others) of himself. He's not ashamed to talk about anything about his past, which makes me love and respect him even more. He truly did have it tough, but hopefully he'll never have to suffer again. With a lovely wife and a great career hopefully he's in a much better place now :)



  39. 39

    FUCK HE WAS UGLY BEFORE AND HE'S UGLY NOW!



  40. 40

    He looks a bit like Vincent D'Onofrio.



  41. 41

    bloody hilarious!



  42. 42

    he still looks like a sexaholic crackhead



  43. 43

    Took me awhile but i can see his cute little cheeks wow how adorable yes all the guys had hair like that and flat tops



  44. 44

    Re: heyitsrobin – haha! good call….make the hair a bit lighter and more of a flat top and it's Buzz spot on!



  45. 45

    this is the first time russell brand ever made me laugh



  46. 46

    Re: heyitsrobin – Yeah, I do kinda see that!



  47. 47

    wow i can't believe how fat he used to be lol see heroin aint all that bad!



  48. 48

    wow this is shocking



  49. 49

    fuck he ugly



  50. 50

    He is still effing hiddeous and fugly.



  51. 51

    So, he's always been ugly



  52. 52

    BUZZ, YOUR GIRLFRIEND! WOOF.



  53. 53

    ugly then, ugly now.



  54. 54

    He may have been "fat," but now, he's way too thin.



  55. 55

    they used this exact pic in 'get him to the greek' when his douche dad pulls it out of his wallet and shows it to everyone to try to embarrass him.



  56. 56

    Mexican!!!



  57. 57

    No not Vanilla Ice, he was a and is a huge fan of morrissey.



  58. 58

    wow he had a browlift!!!



  59. 59

    And he's so goddamn skinny these days =D



  60. 60

    def, an ugly duckling that became a 'swan'



  61. 61

    So before he was skeletal and greasy he was fat and groomed. Yawn.



  62. 62

    Doubt he'd be too embarrassed about it. It fills an entire page in his autobiography, not to mention he let them use it in Get Him to the Greek



  63. 63

    not gonna lie, this picture kinda looks photoshopped. His head looks bigger than the body, or it could just be the angle lol. But if it is him, then that's such a huge difference.



  64. 64

    Re: MyReligionIsYou – Oh, you promise??



  65. 65

    Re: MyReligionIsYou – P.S. He actually did have an eating disorder. I read it somewhere. So that comment I made was probably the only one that hasn't been bitchy on here. ;-) Now let me have my fun…



  66. 66

    Re: iloverickymartin – I didn't realize his background so thanks for the info.



  67. 67

    @Perez A fun idea for an album on your site would be pics of celebrity couples side-by-side from when they were in their teens. Would we know them before you identify them? Would they have hooked up in H.S.? Show us Katy Perry's teen pic next to this. I would also like to see Julianna Houghes' teen pic next to Ryan Seacrest,



  68. 68

    HAHA:) I adore Russell Brand, he is lovely.
    I had no idea that he once looked like this.
    I guess I just thought that he was one of those people who have always been hot:)



  69. 69

    He's the perfect target then. An overweight youngster/teen, surely he was teased at school or out on the pitch. Now as a grown man, those insecurities still lay within, hence the "trophy" gf and he's lust for media fame… Anyone every want to take a pop at him, end it with a fat joke FTW.lol He may not be overweight anymore but, he's still UGLY AS FUCK.