Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Hanging out at one of his favorite watering holes, the Mad Bulls Tavern in Sherman Oaks, California, things got a little out of hand and Shia was punched in the face by a local patron.
Sources close to the star say that he was jumped on his way out of the bar.
Police arrived shortly after and everyone involved were placed in handcuffs.
Luckily for Shia, he was soon let go and no arrest record was made.
Wowsa. We're not sure what went down, but it does seem like Shia has a bit of a temper, doesn't he??
Hopefully, nobody got hurt.
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