Home Videos Photos

LiLo Is Off The Hook…For Today!

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooLindsay LohanLegal Matters

lindsay-lohan-not-charged-with-felony-grand-larceny-today

Another day of freedom for Lindsay Lohan! But most likely not for long!

Although it was originally expected that the thieving, formerly hard pAArtying actress would be charged today with felony grand theft, the DA's spokesperson Jane Robinson has revealed:

"Nothing will be filed today."

Why, you ask?

A source close to the situation reveals:

"Charges will be filed against Lindsay this week. There are just some minor housekeeping issues to get ironed out on the case before it's filed."

But that doesn't mean LiLo is going down without a fight! The busiest lawyer in all of El Lay, Shawn Chapman Holley, was spotted at the DA's office today, arguing on behalf of her client as to why the charges should not be filed.

Somehow, we have a feeling that the poor thing is wasting her time. We sincerely doubt that gurlfriend is going to be able to slither her way out of this one.

Such a shame. We really thought that she was on the mend.

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

20 Disney Starlets: Then & Now!
Celebs' Drunkest Moments Caught On Camera!
Body Hair, Don't Care! Look At These Famous Females Who Forgot To Shave!
Best Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
Most Awkward Celebrity PDA!
Most EXPLOSIVE Famous Twitter Feuds!

20 comments to “LiLo Is Off The Hook…For Today!”



  1. 1

    Another broken brand.



  2. 2

    LOCK HER UP & THROW AWAY THE KEY!



  3. 3

    Blow your brains out Lindsay…its time.

  4. 6one9 says – reply to this


    4

    Is that Charlie Sheen behind her?? Sure looks like it.



  5. 5

    Who cares?????? Stop posting about waste of space sick of seeing this face in this site



  6. 6

    Back in the Slammer by the end of the month.



  7. 7

    BS! "A source close to the blah, blah, blah!" . Lindsay is off the hook. Period.



  8. 8

    STOP THE HATE!!!!! STOP MAKING DEATH THREATS!!!!! STOP SAYING NON-AMERICAN REQUEST!!! Lock her up and throw away the key? For what exactly? Innocent until proven guilty here in America you ignorant fuks! She has only been proven guilty of one crime and she has been punished for that one crime more then enough. STOP THE HATE!!!! YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC JEALOUS FUKS! sheeps! bahahhbahhhabahh



  9. 9

    Re: Jupiter*Girl – #2 I SECOND THAT!



  10. 10

    Chick's gonna have to be face-down, passed out in a cemetery with a six-pack of "borrowed" diamond necklaces around her neck before anyone maybe does s—. Say what they want about the Spears clan, at least her fam was real enough to pull the emergency brake on the crazy train and take conservatorship before she did something really brilliant, like, oh, I don't know, kill herself.



  11. 11

    Its a shame she cant be simply convicted of being too stupid to live.



  12. 12

    lolz for a second, I thought that was Charlie Sheen in the back.



  13. 13

    This isn't the first time she stole. That for sure will come up. It is such a shame that she feels so entitled. Maybe some hard knocks in prison will give her some perspective.



  14. 14

    well at least she'll be able to get back to the drugs if she goes back in the slammer



  15. 15

    its BS that anyone else on probation would do time if they "borrowed" sumthing from…. walmart.
    PEREZ PLEASE LEARN THE DIFFERNCE BETWEEN JAIL AND PRISON.



  16. 16

    She photographs so creepy looking, lindsay looks like a mentally ill person and looks 20 years older than her age. NASTY



  17. 17

    Re: 6one9 – it sure does look like him. u have a great sense of observation because i wouild have never noticed that if u hadnt mentioned it. it would be perfect if it was him. 2 trainwrecks in one photo.



  18. 18

    You really thought she was on the mend? You're so gullible. This chick is useless. Such a shame, she had the potential for superstardom, I thought maybe she'd give Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock a run for the title of America's Princess. That was before she decided she was better than anyone and could do whatever the hell she wanted. Oh, and her family being mediawhores ruined that all too. I miss the old Hollywood days, when stars were well behaved and respected. When the only type of publicity you wanted was the good kind. Hollywood is just a joke now. Sad.



  19. 19

    That crappy little necklace was nowhere NEAR worth 2500 at what appears to be 1.1 grams of 14K gold, the real thieves are those selling this over priced crap. Bring in a REAL jeweler to testify for you Lindsay. You can have my boss he's cute!



  20. 20

    Re: MoronsMakeMeLaugh
    No jeweler's appraisal can put a price tag on all the intangibles, like the craftsmanship and misc. blah-blah-blah, that the stupid-rich readily accept in all the overpriced s— crowding heir lives. The real criminals? Oh, puh-lease, Miss Lohan and Mother bought into the racket back when she was a shiny kiddie-teen star. Boo-hoo. They all go down together. Hmph.